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Me Time (2022)

Terrible waste of time

[1/10 · 6 September 2022]

This movie is terrible. I thought with these two actors it would be watchable but it really sucks. The script seems thrown together and doesn't make any sense whatsoever.

CGI, green screen and other computer enhancements are the worst I have seen. It's supposed to be a comedy but there's nothing to laugh at. Farts, sh#ts are the jokes.

The acting is lame, they both knew it's garbage.

I really don't understand why and who sponsors these obvious flops. Fortunately there are far better movies this year.

This movie is junk and you just keep hoping it gets better or ends. Finally it does end and that's the best part of the movie.

The Heartbreak Kid (2007)

Funny romcom

[8/10 · 20 August 2021]

I don't understand all the bad reviews, i thought it was funny and somewhat original too. "You might flinch at first but on the long run.." cracks me up all the time.

Joshua Tree (1993)

A real masterpiece

[2/10 · 12 September 2020]

I like action flicks, but this is just really dumb if you take it seriously. After a few drinks one can enjoy and laugh, especially the last scene in the factory with the Chinese it's just hilarious how Lundgren slides on carts and conveyor belts while shooting everyone without taking a scratch.. brilliant choreography! Guns never run out of ammo, a shotgun can have about 100 rounds in its magazine. As another reviewer already commented, the action scenes are indeed very realistic. The acting is also top notch, I would be surprised if the movie wouldn't win an oscar soon. If not this year, then next.

Backtrace (2018)

whoa it's bad as it can get

[2/10 · 11 September 2020]

I watched it because there was nothing else to do, comes free on amazon prime. And I guess you get what you pay for, wasted time. The story is.. well I won't spoil it, it does soil it itself. There is no plot, it's plain nonsense, lots of shooting, Stallone comes in as Jerry Miculek, he doesn't solve anything, but at least he take care of a squad of baddies despite them having body armor and automatic weapons. He doesn't have any of that but a fast finger, so yeah we get some realistic firefight. Bad bad bad, there's nothing in this movie that makes it worth watching.

Gallowwalkers (2012)

Absolute ridiculous trash

[1/10 · 8 August 2020]

First off, I don't understand when people want to "offset other reviewers". It negates the purpose of scoring. Onto the review: this movie just be the worst thing I've ever seen. It's like a bad dream with no cohesion, message, character development.. Nothing. I can't fathom who would finance such trash. Or perhaps it was just artistic in so high levels that I missed all of its values. I recommend it if you're looking for a few laughs and to set a new base line.

The Commuter (I) (2018)

This was a stupid movie

[3/10 · 26 January 2018]

Being a big Liam Neeson fan took the girl to watch this in the theater on big screen wow the action scenes will look awesome! .. well sort of. The script is so stupid and contorted that even Neeson and Vera Farmiga's legs can't save it.

Our hero is old and tired, trapped on a train, just got fired so desperate for the money, his adversaries know everything, can tap into phones, can kill everyone but they need to play this game with the hero. What a bs.

I'm really surprised why Neeson took the contract he shouldn't go down the same path with Bruce Willis playing in B- movies. It was like watching a mild version of Steven Segal: Under Siege 2 without the action scenes.

American Justice (2015)

Laughable

[1/10 · 30 June 2015]

Wow what the heck was that?! :)

I might give spoilers, but I don't think anyone can spoil this more than it already is. This movie is just so bad on so many levels, I actually started enjoying it when I took it as comedy. The acting is horrendous, the last scene is seriously laughable absolute nonsense. The only and I mean _only_ good thing in the movie was the lady cop, she was cute. I'm trying to come up with a bad title I've seen in my life, but quite possibly I haven't seen anything like it.. Anyways back to the review.. So I covered the acting.. Storyline: very predictable total nonsense Eh there is no point of analyzing this; straight to the summary:

Summary: Very very bad, don't waste your time.