murmaider Reviews

The Problem with Apu (2017)

Cringe

[1/10 · 16 May 2022]

This so called comedian cemented his own career by being stu*id and bu**hurt. How can one call himself a comedian when he doesn't understand a basic comedy?! Who gave this guy a title of a comedian?! Pathetic. Dude is pathetic! Char from cartoon has more brains and humor than him. Dude, if you're reading this, pls go back to India and scam people online.

Morbius (2022)

What's with the low ratings?

[10/10 · 15 May 2022]

I've given it 10* just to right the wrongdoing of other low ratings. Movie deserves 6.5*. It's Venom-like. Not great, but enjoyable. Definitely deserves more than 6*.

The Batman (2022)

Not bad

[5/10 · 30 April 2022]

Just finished watching The Batman and I'm a bit disappointed. Bruce is some emo dude, having sci fi gadgets, eye cameras with facial recognition and stuff, but driving some regular car with jet engine. Alfred seems more badass than him. He's not even buffed a little, just a skinny dude with eye makeup.

Bad casting. Really bad casting. The story itself is a bit stupid with many holes in it.

This movie can't hold water to Christopher Nolan's Batman.

The Witch: Part 1 - The Subversion (2018)

2*??? Please

[10/10 · 15 March 2022]

"Been Done Many Times Before" dude said. If he actually saw this movie he would know this was never done before. The way he explained this movie, you can explain every action/crime/thriller movie.

• What is The Godfather about?

• Oh, you know, it has been done many times before. Mafia, people shooting, others running from them and so on.

Don't listen to him. He hasn't seen the movie. The movie's great. You WILL be surprised at the end. It's unexpected.

Arcane (2021– )

Oh. My. God.

[10/10 · 5 March 2022]

What have I watched right now? This is by far the most beautiful animation I've ever seen, next to Spiderman: Into the Spider-verse and maybe Dante's Inferno: An Animated Epic. I'm in love with this show. Never played the game and probably never will, but this show....boy, oh boy!

A Serbian Film (2010)

I as a Serb

[1/10 · 18 December 2021]

I do not approve this movie. And producer is ex heroine user, so his brain is mash. Majority of Serbia population hates this movie and no one ever approved it, to have name as A SERBIAN FILM. A Serbian movie should be something that represents every each and one of us, but it literally has no contact with Serbs or anything Serbs are. If you ask me, this dude should be in jail.

Squid Game (2021– )

Trash

[2/10 · 19 October 2021]

I was so hyped to watch this because everywhere I went, people were talking about it. My expectations were set high by the internet community, but the internet community often doesn't know anything. This was mediocre, 6* show, but I'm giving it 2*, because of all the people that gave it 10*. I was so disappointed when it ended, because they never explained anything.

Evolution (2001)

6.2*, really?

[3/10 · 11 September 2021]

When I saw the ratings I thought I'm going to see a fun movie. The only time I laughed was when Sean was singing in the mall, and David said: "Move, I'm going to shoot him." It doesn't deserve ratings higher than 4.5*.

Vacation Friends (2021)

Thank goodness

[7/10 · 3 September 2021]

I didn't see a new good comedy for a long time now, so I had a low expectations for this one too, but it surprised me. The 2nd half is much funnier, though, so don't give up :)) I'm giving it 7* to better up the score, but realistically it's about 6.5*.

Blood Red Sky (2021)

Nice flick

[5/10 · 7 August 2021]

Ok, first half was good, second half not that good. I was forwarding the movie last 20-30 minutes. Nice actors, Farid was great, Nadja also...but the kid. Oh, man. He obviously has rich parents that paid to make him an actor. I love when I get lost in the movie, but with actors like this kid you are constantly aware that it's all fiction. Freakishly bad acting.

F9: The Fast Saga (2021)

Physics

[1/10 · 1 August 2021]

"Am I a joke to you?"

This franchise has 3 good movies. The 1st one, the 2nd and the 3rd. Everything after that is garbage. But F8 and F9....oh, boy...they are the worst movies and I don't mean only in this franchise. They are the worst movies in general. You have to be literally brainless so you could enjoy these two.

Luca (2021)

My little family loves Luca

[10/10 · 25 July 2021]

I'm 30yo father of two. 4yo girl and 5mo boy. We all love Luca, including my wife. We watch it literally everyday. My daughter asks only for Luca or Coco. The music is great. Joyfull and loving. We often yell those Italian phrases from cartoon, like "Silenzio, Bruno" or "What's wrong with you, STUPIDO" :D I've watched every cartoon there is and I can say, end results are the same with Luca as they are with any other Disney's or Pixar's classic. You feel joy, love, sadness. You simply have fun.

Night Walk (I) (2019)

Are you serious?

[1/10 · 14 June 2021]

One of the worst movies I've watched. These guys giving it 10* are delusional.

New Gods: Nezha Reborn (2021)

Just finished watching

[9/10 · 19 April 2021]

I really liked it. Yeah, I love original Ne Zha, but this one isn't bad at all. Great animation, great fights. These guys giving it 1* are delusional.

Miami Bici (2020)

When you see Albanians giving 10*

[1/10 · 25 February 2021]

Then you go and give it 1* and you won't be wrong.

Cosmoball (2020)

Come on

[9/10 · 6 January 2021]

Do 'Muricans always need to hate on Russian movies? For example, new Wonder Woman has 5.5* rating and this has 4*, when in reality this movie was 99x better than Wonder Woman. I mean, come on... What Indians are doing to their movies on IMDB (boosting ratings even on an awful movies), 'Muricans are doing the exact opposite to Russian movies, rating them 1-4* even though they are better then some +6* 'Murican movies. And it's so obvious, it makes me sick. 'Murican movies, nowadays, rely on good editing skills, while rest of the world pays more attention to scenario and story. And it's a fact.

This was a good movie, don't mind the ratings. It's an 'Murican propaganda.

Aladdin 2 (2018)

OMG

[1/10 · 4 January 2021]

How can someone be that arrogant and give this movie 10*, when one Godfather has 9*? You know it's high probability that actors of this pile of s**t gave it those ratings. This is probably the worst movie ever made.

We, the Marines (2017)

Pff

[1/10 · 28 December 2020]

Just another American propaganda doc. "Defending" America 10.000km from home. Slaughtering whoever they want, for whatever reasons they need. Transporting opium and heroin all over the world, stealing gold and resources. That's what American military is for.

Dune Drifter (2020)

Come on, man!

[1/10 · 1 December 2020]

Really? It's one of the worst movies I've ever watched. Couldn't even watch it all the way. And to steal the name of a movie that's about to come out...so lame, man. So lame. Are you expecting to take some of their money by baiting people to go and watch it? Just sad... And what a coincidence, that all people that said it was good, gave it the exact same rating.....NINE stars. Are you really going to give it the same rating THE GODFATHER has?!? Have you no shame?!? Even if the story was good, it still couldn't pass FIVE stars. AND YOU GAVE IT FREAKIN' NINE !!!!!

Dante's Inferno: An Animated Epic (2010)

It really is an epic

[10/10 · 10 November 2020]

As you can see, some reviews that gave less than 5* used same narrative, same words and almost same criticism. What it tells you? Those are all bot accounts made to bash the movie. I've watched this movie every night for 3 months. I haven't play the game, I haven't read The Divine Comedy, but of course I knew about Dante and circles of Hell before I watched this. This is the movie (next to Matrix) I've watches the most in my life. If you ask me, it's perfect. Don't mind the haters.

Bill & Ted Face the Music (2020)

Kid Cudi? Really, dude?

[3/10 · 30 August 2020]

Oh my, oh my...what do we have here? I loved Bill and Ted as a kid, watched it a couple of times as 30yr old dude...it was still great. But this? We will try and forget it. Hollywood, please, dudes. If you haven't made a sequel in 5-10 years, 15 tops, don't make it after 20-30 (or more!?) years. You lost your soul, your touch. You'll never be able to make classics again. Why? Because you're doing it for the money, not true fans. Let old classics be. And don't even dare to make Matrix 4. FRIENDS are going to be a disaster, too, btw. That's just the way you are now. See ya.

The Punisher (2017–2019)

WOW

[10/10 · 24 August 2020]

Man, I've been delaying to watch this series, because I thought it's just another Netflix/Marvel bs, because the ones that I watched are too stupid and full cliche conversations and situations. But THIS.....this is one of the best series I've watched. Great acting, great storyline....just WOW! And the fact that it has only 2 seasons is great! It would be too much if they went for 3rd or more. John was great in this one.

Color Out of Space (2019)

What did I just watch?

[1/10 · 12 February 2020]

Guys, just avoid this movie. It's freakishly bad! And the acting? OH MY GOD!!!

The Dead Don't Die (2019)

Wait, what!?

[1/10 · 3 September 2019]

Until now I have thought Super 8 and Prometheus were the worst movies I've ever watched, but this movie beats them easily. Iggy Pop's smile that lasted about 1/10th of a second was the funniest thing in the whole movie. I'm so pissed right now, I could have watched something better...