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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
South Park was right.
I remember suffering through this at the movies. My wife had never seen it and we finally sat down and watched it recently. She wept for days and was inconsolable. What an insult to the Indiana Jones legacy. The original 3 are classics and they should have stopped with "Last Crusade." This was tacky, labored, lazily written, poorly acted and just overall......STUPID! I can't find any other words to describe how terrible this film was! Indiana Jones was one of my childhood heroes and I felt how the children in "South Park" felt while watching this crud! And, now there's another one coming out! I've always enjoyed Harrison Ford as an actor, but it's time to hang up the Fedora and whip Dr. Jones!
Batman: Batman's Satisfaction (1967)
Batman is kinda pompous in this episode.
We all know Batman is the end all/be all of law and order in Gotham City. But, It's been well established that he and Robin are aware that the Green Hornet and Kato are also crime fighters. He acts rather coldly and arrogant towards them, even going so far as to throw punches at them in the end during the fight. Also, for the record, if this had been a real donnybrook, Bruce Lee (Kato) would have taken care of all of them in the blink of an eye without breaking a sweat. I've always admired Batman's stance on crime, but in this case it seems as though he's a bit insulted for someone else "treading on his territory."
Married with Children: Radio Free Trumaine (1995)
Worst episode of the series
MWC is my favorite all time sitcom due to the stories surrounding Al. This episode was a poor attempt at capitalizing on snarky hip 90s teen slop. It's as if this episode was trying for some kind of "hey look at us cool guys talkin' about sex and relationships on the radio" type garbage. Wow, ain't we cool! Awful, just awful.