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Frog Kingdom (2013)
Really bad
Frog Kingdom is one of those movies that wants you to focus on the dialogue, not the action. I can tell that because the lip-syncing makes me want to hurl violently. However, the animation and modeling is quite smooth and the plot isn't that bad. Another con that I have is the jokes. A drunken uncle tells better jokes than this movie does. And this movie tells them a LOT. I would look at the bright side, but I can't when the characters are saying bad puns with lips that look like a sphincter trying to squeeze out a solid brick. I got so carried away that I actually destroyed my copy of this movie (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9yrEP-6fcs). Don't buy this movie.
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
Worse than a 5th-Grader's GoAnimate Project
I could rant on and on about how many balls this thing sucks (in summary, it sucks 6 full ball pits), but I'll just list the cons. 1. I'll just get this out of the way. The birds. They're literally just GIF images panning around the screen. When I saw those birds, I laughed so hard that soda sprayed out of my nose. I'm not joking. 2. The sound. The beginning of the movie sums it all up for you. 3. The introduction. It's longer than the amount of rope you need to fill up an entire planet. And it's boring, too. 4. This cost MONEY. Even if it did cost money, it wouldn't cost 20K. It would at least cost about 3 dollars and a couple Chuck-E-Cheese tokens. 5. The movie constantly tries to tell you about global warming. We wanted to see birds (wait, after we saw those birds, no we don't), can we get birds for god's sake? 6. This costs money to buy. This should just be one of those things you find on a video website after searching deep enough. To say the least, a GoAnimate project is better than this movie.