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My Life with the Walter Boys (2023)
Sara Rafferty is the only capable actor
I mean if this supposed to be acting than I'm sure I could do it better. The whole storyline seems so forced, really bad acting from everyone. Their supposed emotions and their face expressions are so out of sync that it hurts my brain. I mean she lost her ENTIRE family... and I can't feel/see her pain! Love??? There is more chemistry between a palm tree and a polar bear than between any of these characters.
Also the beginning of every scene: you can see the characters sitting/standing stiff where they were placed at, until someone rolls up next to them...
This comment probably it's all over the place, but for me this series in a nutshell is just very bad acting, emotionless/ robotic scenes and a dull story!
Also there's another thing just doesn't make sense to me: Katherine met her husband while in college, so assuming they got married right after college, that would make her 21-22 at the time. So they got Will who's 25, the next kids would be Cole and Danny right? Who are 16-17(?), but we can safely say that there's an age gap of 8-9 years there. So they got a kid than they waited until she turned 30(ish) to start reproducing again. Considering the time a pregnancy takes + the possibility that she didn't just get pregnant again right away, she must have been around 40 or more when she got her last kid! Ofc there's absolutely nothing wrong with that, but I can't wrap my head around that 8-9 year "abstinence". Ofc there's a possibility that she had difficulties getting pregnant, but than how do you explain the baby-boom in her 30's when women usually are less prone to get babies!?
Eragon (2006)
This movie is truly horrrible
Horrible, I mean HORRIBLE and emotionless acting (even I could act better than that). Both the characters and the narrator try to sound mysterious, but they just sound like a bunch of robots reading the screen! Conversations are ridiculous, like a 5 year old would have put it together!
The story lacks depth/ essence. Everything's seems rushed and forcefully pushed together somehow... with no attention to detail. (how did Roran end up in jeans for example?). It just doesn't make any sense for me ( I know it's based on a book, which I didn't read, but im pretty sure they jumped some chapters while creating the storyline).
Not to even mention the really out of sync/ misplaced music. Music should reflect on the emotions felt in that moment and in this movie they weren't capable to achieve that... completely throwing the spectator off!
In my opinion the movie is rubbish although it had great potential! I hope someone finds it in her/his heart to remake it with better actors and better everything!!!
I'm in Love with a Church Girl (2013)
I would give 0, if it would be possible!!!!!!!
Horrible acting to begin with, all the way.
Church girl??? That wasn't a church girl, it was more likely a bling bling lover, material girl, who dresses and talks like a jealous, ghetto prostitute. Also, if she suppose to be poor, than don't put her in a "silver convertible"!!!
The characters have no character, they try to act like they are smart, but they are dumb as hell!!! They don't have really much to say... the story Escalates from 0 to 100 in 2 seconds, but still there's no actual "action/conflict/drama". Who in this world calls a person they just met "babe" in the first date, confessing about he and his friends being drug dealers on the second and saying "I love" you on the third date???
The doctors and nurses are all incapable morons in both of the hospital scenes. I mean
In the dying scene of Miles mother when the line goes straight, the nurse runs in and just stands there, instead of trying to rescue her!? when V wakes up from coma, also they do the same and worse: they literally lean up on the bed, instead of doing their protocol!!!
Not to even mention Miles's friends, who seem weirdly overjoyed to be in prison instead of him and the 2 DEA agent... they are just weird!
DID I MENTION HOW BAD THE ACTING WAS AND SO DRY, IM COUGHING UP SAND eversince I've seen the movie 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼
Izzie's Way Home (2016)
Worst than awful!
I'm usually not a person who writes reviews, but I couldn't restrain myself to express my deepest thoughts regarding to this...whatever it is. I can't even call this a movie, but I can certainly say that is probably the worst thing I've ever seen! The only thing I could think about, -in that whole 3 minutes I manage to watch- was how horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE it is, aping "Finding Nemo" and "Mean Girls" in one "movie".
Despite the fact that it was made in 2016, the technology behind this thing is really primitive:
1.the characters talk without moving their mouth,
2.even Jocelyn Wildenstein has better face expressions, than these fishes,
3. at some points you see the characters "frozen" in a corner of the screen, like a cheap sticker,
4.the whole thing its just robotic, and out of sync, etc etc.
I really think I put more effort into writing this review, than the producers did put into the graphics, or in into the whole "movie" in general.
It's a disappointment! It's a shock! It's a junk!