robmacintyre Reviews

Zoolander 2 (2016)

Ridiculous

[1/10 · 21 December 2022]

Zoolander is one of my favourite movies of all time which is why I was so hesitant to see this sequel. I knew it would never measure up to the original.

I'm half an hour into this movie and I wish I never bothered. Wowee.

What on Earth is with the crash scene with his son? Totally unnecessary. I actually don't understand what's happening.

Is it a coincidence that his kid is in Rome? Seems like a completely ridiculous scenario.

Why do all these sequels just tell the same jokes as the original movies? What's the point of a sequel?

Why are there all these needless celebrity appearances? Did they know that the script was so horrible they needed a distraction?

Wow I'm completely perplexed. Don't waste your time. Don't taint the masterpiece by watching the sequel.

Mary Queen of Scots (2018)

Stinker

[3/10 · 18 January 2019]

Boring. Nothing happens. Like, at all. If you want to see a movie with pointless dialogue throughout, this is the one for you!

Shot in the Dark (I) (2017)

Fantastic but horrible morals

[4 September 2018]

Show is excellent.

In the show, a journalist came across a car that had stalled in the middle of a busy highway.

The car's lights went out and instead of pulling in behind it and turning his lights on, which was obviously the helpful thing to do, he sat there and waited until another car crashed into the car, totalling it and causing it to erupt into flames.

And then, he took credit for being a hero after he pulled the guy out of the burning vehicle.

Made lots of money on the crash. What a great guy.

Father of the Year (2018)

Average

[4/10 · 4 August 2018]

Decent enough to have on in the background while perusing through your phone