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Hellboy (2019)
Not what expected
The positive thing is that this movie is action packed, and if you really like fantasy you will see some creative creatures.
But regardless, this movie is just very bad. It didnt bring anything new to the table and the story and acting is just not working.
The story is rushed, the special effects are sloppy, the writing is cliche, the humor is childish. I really enjoyed the previous Hellboy movies, this was painfull to watch. There isnt one thing in the story that surprised or excited me at all. One big cliche.
Creep 2 (2017)
Very entertaining.
After watching Creep we decided to watch Creep 2 the next Day. Its more a comedy than a scary movie and i really enjoyed everything about this film. The weird acting and the great chemistry beteren two desturbed Main characters. There isnt a lot of cinema like this and i applaud the writers.
Aquaman (2018)
Nothing special
Its a typical DC movie in the Line of superman, wonderwoman and the latest badman movies. Its enjoyable to watch with actionpacked scenes. No surprises or plottwists, no real character back stories and the storyline is that of badguys VS goodguys. So i rate it 6 out of 10 because some actionscenes i really enjoyed.
CelebriD&D: D&Diesel (2015)
So entertaining to watch!
Just go watch this. Its D&D, the story is told by an amazing voice actor. Never seen it but its so entertaining and fun to watch. We need more videos like this!
Wonder Woman (2017)
Oke movie if you have nothing better to do.
This movie is so hyped that i was actually thrilled to finally see it. It was dissapointing at the least. Ater the batman saga, DC just make the one after the other garbage movie where the action is over the top, the oneliners are painfully bad and where there is no character with a rich personality.
This movie has 1 big pro, that the main character is a woman, that has been done in series like Jessica Jones and Buffy the Vampire Slayer but we havent seen it in recent dc or marvel movies.
That said, it doesnt really make the story and action scenes better.
Spoiler:
1. The first battle on the beach where trained soldiers enter through the magic dome of the island. On the beach the Amazones shoot arrows without looking to kill hardened soldiers with 1 arrow, while bullets miss. This is just so silly to watch that it is distracting to take the movie serious at all.
2. Wonder Woman is born on an Island where there are no men, no technology or any resemblance with the world. When she comes into the "real" world she doenst act too surprise by everything she sees and takes the leadership right away without really knowing what is going on. How can we, the audience, really get emotional en psychological connected with this when we cannot emphatize.
3. The final battle.. Since rocky its so played out to first let the main character get beaten so easily and than recover, by an emotional event, and take revenge.. We dont want to see that anymore. It takes all the exitement away and makes the scene forgetable and boring.
In my opinion this movie get way too much credits and doesnt take the audience seriously. For me it was a oke movie, to watch on rainy sunday when you dont have anything better to do.
Office Christmas Party (2016)
Nothing new, nothing funny
The format of this film is played out. The writing is poor. The jokes are forced and actually not funny at all.
The cast is great. It feels like they really rushed to make this film so nobody seem to try hard, its more like they are reading the script on the set.
Some of the jokes are very immature and embarrasisng to watch.
The story line is nothing new. Just go watch any feel good comedy movie and you have basicly the same build up.
If you are like me, try this movie out. If you havent laughed the first 5 minutes than you wont laugh the rest of the movie.
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)
Failed in making scifi believable
After 5 minutes in this movie i felt like leaving a commend, seeing a lot of people on IMDB who give the impression this movie is a masterpiece.
This movie started out to being amazing. David Bowie on the playlist and cinematic shots of the history of space travel. The problem starts when we go 14 years in the future and allready see technology that is impossible to believe in a timeframe like that. And from there on the creators of this movie made the one after the other choises that doesnt seem likely and is a bit dissapointing if you really like scifi and fantasy like me. Wearing cloth we wear today in 150 years from now, alien civilasations who have the same habits and traditions as we have, falling through floors with a slightly heavy box (you have to see this for yourself). If you can look through this, the cliche music and storyline and look through the poor acting, the special effects are astonishng and i like how the landscapes and creatures are made.
Pros:
- Amazing CGI
- A dip in a fantasy world
- Enjoyable for children
Cons:
- Cliche storyline
- Poor acting
- Unbelievable scifi
- Cliche sounds/music
Go watch this movie with your children or if you really have nothing else to do.