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Batman: The Long Halloween, Part Two (2021)
Not the Batman
No. Just no. I give part 1 of this.. "movie" 2 stars in advance. But 2nd part was more disappointing. So not, definitely don't recommend this movie, especially if you like Batman.
Batman: The Long Halloween, Part One (2021)
I love Batman, but this is not him!
Okay.. First of all, I love Batman! He's my favourite superhero! But THIS is not a movie with Batman. If you put Sherlock Holmes in here, I would rate this movie at least 7 (probably -3 because Sherlock don't freaking MAKE MISTAKES!). But apparently Batman does now...
"-I know you're the killer!
-No I'm not! (and then gets shot)
ooops, my bad, I better go start chase the killer that I will never catch in a chase."
---- This looks like a bad movie parody joke. BUT THIS IS THIS MOVIE'S BATMAN.
I'm really angry that they made Batman such a whimp, instead of the greatest detective he's a cliche, and a bad one.
When I saw this the first time, I thought "ooooo, a 2 part movie. If it's like dark knight returns, I'm here for a treat.. or I'm about to doze off because they made so many unnecessary stops and pauses". Guess what? This is a boring movie! A boring Batman movie. Even Batman from 80th wasn't boring, but this one is.
I don't know, I do love Batman, but this is not Batman. Here's 2 stars just because it keeps Batman franchise alive. But I will not recommend to watch this.
Scream (2022)
Terrible
No story, no acting, nothing interesting except ruining memories of old movies.
Seriously, wtf happened to the movies industry?
This movie is just sad.
The King's Daughter (2022)
Another King 007 movie lol
My first expression was a comparison to another movie where Sean Connery (who starred as agent 007) was a king too. And there was a girl to be married. This one also has an ex 007 starring as a king. And there's a girl to be married.
But that's all that's the same.
I was very surprised that the Church was depicted as a "rational" and a good thing. Because the history has taught us otherwise. And on the other hand, the Science is a bad thing.
Okay, the story is.. kinda ok. For once.
After this movie I still don't understand: 1) why the father didn't rescue his daughter from nobodies at any given time (he said that he as a king has ways of knowing everything in his kingdom). 2) how in gods name such a free person could be in a monastery. I mean, it's not a prison, but... YES IT'S A PRISON! There's just no way for a 18+ girl to be such.. a free spirit after so many years in a monastery.
Well, the movie isn't bad. But I wouldn't call it good. It's okay. I expected something more from actors though.
Rumble (2021)
I didn't expect it to be this good
+
1. The animation is simple, but it was done good.
2. The voicing was done perfectly!
3. I really liked the humor in this movie. Finally something new and refreshing.
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1. There's a typical underdog story
2. Some people may not like WWE origins.
I definitely recommend this movie. It's a good animation, kind, with good jokes. After this 2021 doesn't seems to be such a bad year.
Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)
Completely NOT what you would expect
IMPORTANT: If you haven't played/seen Resident Evil games, this movie will be good for you. If you at least know who Leon Kennedy, Jill Valentine, Whesker etc are - DO NOT WATCH THIS GARBAGE!
1. Characters are totally not in character. It feels that people who wrote the scrips HAVE NEVER PLAYED NOR SEEN RE GAMES!
2. Very bad acting by those picked actors.
3. Leon Kennedy is a total whimp. Wow. Why did you have to do him like that? Like WHY? He was a US hero in games. Not a total badass, but a good cop. A rookie, yes, but here... he's like a virgin teenager. A minority, virgin, low esteem teenager with not appropriate haircut for police force.
4. The whole actors casting, their looks, the way they are made to talk - it seems like a spit in the face of games.
5. "Hello! Oh, hello Jill Valentine!" and "What do I do? Oh, I don't know, Leon Kennedy, I don't know". My god.. please fire those script writers.
This is basically a retelling of a story you heard somewhere but you didn't pay any attention to characters, only remembered some facts. And you tried to make a movie. With actors who had no idea what tf this is supposed to be. That's a darn shame, really :(
Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
This is what cringe is
I don't know about 80% of people who rated this 3rd rate movie 10 stars. But I've watched 3rd rate movies, and there are movies that has better acting than JUSTICE LEAGUE WITH MILLIONS $.
Honestly, is this netflix audition? PEOPLE. CAN'T. ACT. Sure with beer and laughs how bad it is you can watch this, but as a DC fan this is a total embarassment!
1. Batman. This actor is the worst Batman of all time. Even Clooney's. Clooney knew he couldn't do a good job, but this one believes he does a good job, making this a total cringe. The writer almost knew NOTHING about Batman to write such a script for him, completely ignoring what Batman is. I watched his moments with the expression of WTF on my face.
2. Wonder woman. She is the reason that people in ancient Greece banned women from participating in plays! That.. bimbo just can't act. It's like a chinese driver stereotype but true. Sure she looks sexy, but that's all to it. And her "sexy" is stupidly discomforting to look at when she hadnles bad guys. It's like a 12yo girl trying to act in bdsm movie. Can you imagine that? But it would be the same acting as from her. I don't care how her armpits look, but she CAN'T FREAKING ACT! Is hollywood so poor on good looking girls that at least went to a drama school.
3. Flash. For god's sake please fire those people who hired him. 1st role and it's terrible. Flash is like a Dick Grayson, he has his talking charm. CHARM, GODDAMIT!!! NOT BEING A FKING IDIOTIC CLOWN. Of course, most of it is in the script, like when he dodged a sneak throw from Bruce Wayne. HE DOESN'T HAVE SUPERSPEED REFLEXES, HE ONLY HAS SUPERSPEED! Fire those idiots who wrote this. This is embarassment. It's like writing that Aquaman can fly.
4. Aquaman. This is the least annoying actor. I can't say anything bad about him. He is almost the only one who knows how to present himself in a movie. But once again, terrible script. His character is not realised. Not in 2 hours, not in 4 hours, not in 24 hours if the same people who wrote the script would write it again.
5. Victor aka CGIborg. Despite many millions spent on this movie, even people who make CGI fked up. WHY! Please somebody tell my WHY! Why a liquid terminator made 30 years earlier looks more human than todays cyborg drawn in CGI? The black guy whose only and only job was to make faced... did an awful job. THERE'S NO EMOTION THERE.
God fking damn it. WB, you have really fallen lower than netflix.
I don't recommend watching this movie if you're a fan of DC. IF you're a casual who doesn't know that Batman doesn't use guns, it's okay, even better than ok. At least there's a story in here. If you can sit through all 4 hours of partially boring dialogues.
The Suicide Squad (2021)
What the f#ck?
This movie, the first 20 minutes has made me say "what the f#ck" so many times...
If you want to watch a terrible 3rd rate movie, that's your pick. But when freaking Warner Brothers makes crap like this, it's just unacceptable!
You know the movies you want to watch when you get drunk and want to watch just anything for "$hits and giggles", that is a good terrible. But this one is supposed to be good, and it seems a bad terrible. You know, like that annoying guy trying to tell a joke everyone knows about, with toilet humor, and he fails even that, and on top of that his snot shows up... THAT was this movie.
As a big fan of FC universe, that's just a kick in the batnuts and saying "we want your money for this crap".
Captain Marvel (2019)
Completely overhyped
1. The main character is not pretty. She's clumsy, can't act properly.
2. The jokes are... terrible. Even dad jokes are funnier than in this movie.
3. If you remove all the CGI - this is a 3rd rate movie. So I rated it as such.
4. Why do you include such popular music? For comedy? You ruined the movie with it.
I thought movies suck because of coronavirus. No, this $hit happened even before covid19.
I barely watched this till the end with cringe.
Koko (2021)
A young boy wants to MARRY a dog
A young boy wants to MARRY a dog. That's enough said.
If you're really into some kinky $hit and love to watch (good) nonsense dramas, it's the movie for you. Otherwise it's a terrible idea. What's next? A criminal detective movie when a girl wants to marry a cucumber? NO. Just no. I'm sick and tired of this $hit in real life. Don't make this into movies, please!
2 stars only because of good acting. Actors did kinda good job.
Tom and Jerry (2021)
I hate this style
First 5 seconds - I hate this animation, I hate the song.
I certainly don't regret watching the story since I couldn't watch it further than 10 minutes. It's jsut not for me. Why isn't it jsut a normal cartoon? Or 3d animation? This is s... terrible. I can't watch this.
Voyagers (2021)
Very good social experiment
I liked this movie very much. It shows what could happen if a group of young people are left to themselves. All human nature is revealed. Some of it bad, some of it good.
Jigsaw (2017)
Better than previous one, worse than the 1st
I actually liked this one. Th previous 2-3 were complete trash, but this one is watchable.
Good to see John Kramer appear. I didn't expect the outcome. But it's kinda abrupt...
The Tomorrow War (2021)
Mash up from different movies
So.. not a spoiler (if you've seen the trailer) it's Alien + any_other_time_travel_movie.
The movie brings more questions than entertainment. And logic is not found here. I didn't like the acting in this movie. It wasn't perticularly terrible, but it wasn't good.
Overall, it's a nice movie to watch once. And forget it ever existed.
SPOILERS:
1. Why people were like "yeah, let's go save "us" from the future we will have just to die right now".
2. People were forced into conscription. What is this, russia?! American people would never do such a thing. Where's media, internet?
3. People are going to fight. With what - no one knows. Wth?!
4. "Hey guys, we've found the source of the problem. If you destroy it now, we will never have to lose people and fight at all". "-no". This one loses a lot of points for this movie.
Halo: The Fall of Reach (2015)
A harshly good fairy tale in sci-fi
I'm a huge sucker for a good sci-fi. Especially with solid story and believable stuff. Before this movie (how I got to know this movie) I played/watched Halo games (1,2,3). I knew some story, but not all. I liked the story. And when I watched this movie, I loved it and I rewatched many, many times.
This may contain spoilers:
This movie starts from a point of view of a brilliant scientist in very rough times. She needs to do what many good scientists do: unimaginable and risky stuff. We can clearly see all her reasons, and she questions herself, but then she says something like "i will be absolved of all sins" if she succeeds. If not, everyone will be dead. Like in a typical romantic novel, but it works here!
After that we follow the life of the main character and his becoming The Master Chief. We see his mistakes, how he handles them, learns from them, he grows and becomes wiser, the man we see in the game. The ideal soldier. Although he is depicted as a "soulless machine" in the games, here we still see him as a caring leader and this is his story.
This movie is like an additional video material from the series of games, like some sort of top secrets (Spartan-2 project) revealed in detail.
Some may say that animation is bad, but I liked it.
Summary:
Is this a movie? It's animation.
Is this a good movie? Yes!
Is this a bad movie? Not at all!
Will I recommend it? Absolutely.
Alien Code (2018)
A good movie that makes you think
This is not a AAA movie, don't expect too much from it. And if you don't, this will be a wery good surprise for you, I promise. To those who likes Butterfly effect, Beautiful Mind, Imitation Game, Ender's Game etc.
This may contain spoilers:
The movie starts kinda slow. Not slow, kinda slow! And it looks... like a children's project. The main character behaves liek a character sometimes, and sometimes he acts like himself (like a dude), I didn't like that.
I liked the idea in this movie the most. And that this movie tries to explain it, how it does the explanation - I give it the best regards!
I won't say much about this movie not to spoil it.
Is this a movie? Yes.
Is this a good movie? It has a good idea.
Is this a bad movie? No.
Will I recommend it? Yes. If you love new ideas in movie, absolutely.
Justice League (2017)
Movie is worse than animation
I love WB animations, I grew up on Batman - TAS. But this one - I don't enjoy.
Batman looks like a Fatman in an uncomfortable funny leather suit, even the suit from '90 looked better. It felt like Ben doesn't know $hit about batman of any type of combat (or acting, I mean acting as an act!).
Wonder woman here looked like a bimbo in a bimbo dress. I don't know why... I mean, she's hot, but she's not an acting material. She laughs with her eyes almost all the time.
Aquaman was made like a macho. Comparing "his coming to be", he's gained a huge a$$ self-esteem as huge as batman's face. WHY? I don't know. Arthur (with capital A) from animation was a proud king! Here this arthur is like a lazy thug with powers.
I can't believe how CGI looks absolutely terrible and unrealistic judging by the movie's budget. And keep in mind that this movie is ALL about CGI.
I don't want to rate this movie lower than 3. Because if I see Barry as a chinese I will lose my $hit.
Edit:
I'm sorry, A movie with BLACK AMAZONS doesn't deserve a good rating. What's next, a jewish hitler documentary?
Summary:
Is this a movie? Yes.
Is this a good movie? Kinda, yes or no.
Is this a bad movie? No.
Will I recommend it? I will NOT recommend it if you are a fan of Batman, JL and other DC members. This is HERESY!
But if you like action movies, shallow-minded (not an insult!), this movie will be a good choice for you.
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)
Not worth ruining your memories
This new age we live in is full of tolerant crap, so every terrible movie has to have a black person, a woman, an indian/mexican/japanese, a lesbian/gay etc. So the Dark Fate has it all, including bad humor, terrible actors and overused icon heroes!
At the time of writing this, I've watched 1h of the movie (half) and I'm sick of it.
Next may contain SPOLERS!
1. Why in gods name mexicans? Statistically speaking, a chinese person has 1/5 chance of leading the resistance. But no, because some country's politics won't allow it. Nevermind that. The story is always about america, so they move there.
2. New terminators. Plural. From "future that never happened"? But killed John. What they intended to do. But their future never happend. Why? Who cares! L - Logic (left the chat).
3. New terminator has some tricks. Probably better CPU or some crap. Can make a clone of some kind, can change to whoever and WHATever, but he feels like that clumsy guy in your class that can't do $hit. Instead of producing a weapon and shooting he runs at you. But when he runs at you, he kills other people in his way. Seriously, the director of the movie should be fired!
4. Too much CGI. I guess, it's easier to make a computer image of frozen cloth falling on the ground, than to make actual frozen cloth falling to the ground (sarcasm). I understand that it's sci-fi, but why?! It's overusing it till the point it sickens viewers!
5. Of course, the icon heroes. And new players. Do you remember your first job? The one you hated the most but you needed it becasue it would give you good recommendations for the next bigger job? This movie is like a promotion for those actors. But sadly, their acting SUCKS! Even in 3rd rate movies you can see more feelings, emotions from actors, but not here. Even old Sarah seems like a crazy old B. who has to retire.
6. The story - nothing new. Absolutely. Even the movie before thsi one had some interesting plot twist. But this one is a terribly copy. And to make loose ends be good ends - they included old Sarah.
I don't know if they tell the whole story in the rest of the movie why there managed to prevent skynet, or how another net came to be, how every net decided to use time travel (and fail) - I don't care honestly. My guess is producers left it unanswered cause they were sinking in their bs as it was.
So to sum it up:
Is this a movie? Yes.
Is this a good movie? No, not even close.
Is this a bad movie? Yes, very bad.
Will I recommend it? No. Certainly do not watch it.
Incredibles 2 (2018)
Worst voicing in a cartoon ever!
I don't want to judge a book by its font, but voice of mother (by Holly Hunter) is annoying as hell! What the hell?! Who thought it was a good idea for a main character to be voice by someone with a speech impediment. It sounded like she has her tongue is frozen and she can't move it. The best comedy in this cartoon was when she (for what other reason) was brushing het teeth and saying something! If it's not a rude joke on the actress for her inability to speak clearly and not annoyingly, I don't know why this scene is even there.
This who cartoon was okay, but if muted for the most part.
I'm sorry, as a person I can't listen to this voice, especially in a cartoon. Worst casting of a role I have EVER heard.
Batman and Harley Quinn (2017)
Parody
What.. the heck.. did I just watch? This is just a parody of Batman. Sure it has Kevin Conroy, but the character of Batman is not the same. WB is getting pop. Not popular, sadly. More vulgar, erotic, toilet jokes, less detective and more comic like. IS THIS REALLY BATMAN??? I am sad I have watched this :(
Justice League Dark (2017)
Nothing like the justice league you knew
I completely lost my interest after the ghost said to batman "Do something!". As a big Batman fan to see that someone is reacting and thinking faster than Batman makes you feel ripped off. There was another instance of hero-like behaviour, but I'm not going to spoil. I'll just say that after these moment you get the feeling "wtf?!". I'm rating it almost with the lowest score. These are not my heroes from the childhood I knew. I wish those who made movies like this.. would stop making them like this.