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Double Down (2005)
The Plot of Neil Breen's Double Down
When I first saw this film with a friend on Skype, we joined our powers together in an attempt to create a coherent plot out of this nonsense collection of shots by the masterful genius known as Neil Breen. And now, in the spirit of Rich Evans from Red Letter Media, I will attempt to explain the plot of Neil Breen's Double Down.
Neil Breen stars as Aaron Brand, a secret agent and hacker-assassin who has been trapped in an inter dimensional time loop by the AI robot construct he made out of the consciousness of his dead wife and stored in thousands of laptops he has strewn across the Nevada Desert. Every time he wakes up next to his car, he awakens in a new time line where he is forced to relive the kills he made as an assassin that he regrets the most.
The AI consciousness of his wife has trapped him in this time loop as recompense for letting her die while they were together in the swimming pool, because if Aaron Brand died he would activate bombs all over the country and kill everyone in the United States. However, after Breen discovers God hiding in a cave in the desert with a magical rock, Aaron uses its magical powers to stabilize himself and finally determine what his reality must be.
Now endowed with divine inspiration, Breenelects to destroy Las Vegas, Nevada and annihilate the thing that all of his previous kills and time lines have in common: they all took place in Nevada. So, in order to destroy Nevada but not regret his actions, he orders the evacuation of all the hotels on the Las Vegas Strip before he destroys Vegas forever.
Now free of his personal hell, his robot ghost wife realizes that Neil Breen has discovered the true meaning of why she has been busting his balls for the past twenty years or something and allows him to live freely in one time line, destroying herself and all the laptops have house her consciousness.
It's magical and I love it.
I Am Here.... Now (2009)
Perfect Film
I love this movie.
I have no idea what the names of the twin sisters are, but I am led to believe one is named Amber and one is named Cindy...? One wears a pink shirt and the other wears a white shirt. White shirt has a boyfriend who I assume is the Aron alluded to in the credits. All of the female characters wear the exact same shirt in different colors.
Neil Breen himself plays Alien Techno Zombie Jesus who created the planet Earth and is upset with humanity for not being good despite the fact that he has been completely neglecting all parts of the world outside of one area of Las Vegas, Nevada, as if Las Vegas is the center of human civilization on planet Earth.
No, not because of any technical skill. In fact the movie technically is a piece of garbage. But this film is quite possibly one of the most harmless and inoffensive films to watch with friends to laugh at. One of the most entertaining So Bad It's Good films ever.