lonkish Reviews

Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare (2016 Video Game)

Call Of Duty: Repetitive Warfare

[1/10 · 6 December 2016]

First, I wanna say that Call Of Duty was a wonderful series until COD: GHOSTS was released and then everyone was angry because they suddenly realized that COD was being milked, then next year COD: Advanced Warfare was announced and everyone was psyched for it because it actually contained something new that would change the game-play, we thought that they were listening to us and they tried to fabricate something new so that we would enjoy COD again but nope! Advanced Warfare was even worse than Ghosts and people were furious at Sledgehammer and Infinity Ward for making such horrendous games. Next year, once again another COD came out which was COD: Body Odor 3, honestly it wasn't that bad but it was still futuristic and people wanted it to go back to the modern or world at war times but again, it was actually OK. By now, people wanted the modern COD times to come back but Infinity Ward decided to make ANOTHER futuristic COD called COD: Infinite Warfare and when they decided to release the trailer, they got 2 million dislikes for a reason.

The hate for the game was so big that even Battlefield developers said that the trailer for Infinite Warfare looked like absolute crap and stated that their trailer for BF1 would be far better when they released it...and it was.

Eric Hirshberg (CEO of Activision) responded to all the hate and said "the franchise has never been stronger."

...are you serious?

Then on Nov 4th, 2016, Infinite Warfare released and it is by far the worst COD, they need to let go of this milked series and create something new or else they're gonna go downhill even further and won't be able to climb back up.

So here's my review on the game

Campaign: The story is bland, the characters are forgettable, etc. There's really nothing to say about it, it's just repetitive.

Multiplayer: Exactly like BO3's multiplayer, I'm not even joking man I mean go play it or watch some game-play online and you'll see that it's literally the same game but with some different textures/guns.

Again, nothing much to say about it because it's once again repetitive and it just copies BO3's multiplayer.

Zombies: Boring and repetitive, they couldn't even come up with their own idea so they just stole Treyarch's idea.

So my conclusion is this, it's another COD game that doesn't add nothing new.

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)

Better than expected

[7/10 · 1 December 2016]

Honestly when I saw the trailer I thought it was going to be terrible but it wasn't! I went to go see it in 3D and it looked amazing.

However, it wasn't the best movie I've ever seen, every Harry Potter film I've watched was awesome because I would get this warm fuzzy feeling inside me every time and it was enjoyable.

This film though is a completely different story, it had an entire new feeling to it, the characters just felt a bit wonky, like they were silly and weird characters that you really didn't get attached to and that's what I hated the most. The magic is another thing, this movie is set in the world of Harry Potter but it doesn't feel like it, the spells they use are sort of different.

I don't know, maybe I'm a HP dork and can't get over the fact that this isn't a HP movie, either way it was good, not the best but good.

One Punch Man (2015– )

Absolutely Brilliant

[10/10 · 1 December 2016]

I usually don't watch anime because most of them have a ton of "fan- service" (Like in Kill La Kill) and it gets really annoying because it's not even a show anymore, it's porn.

This show however is great! I mean I rarely even watch Dragon Ball Z Anime type of stuff but as soon as I saw this, I was hooked!

It's hilarious, The action is great, etc. It's just something new unlike other anime's (Because pretty much the majority of anime is unoriginal) I highly recommend watching this if you're bored because you'll get a kick out of it and want more every time you finish an episode.

Black Mirror: Shut Up and Dance (2016) Season 3, Episode 3

An amazing episode

[10/10 · 30 November 2016]

Let me just say that the acting performance was great, if you've seen this episode then you'll know what I'm talking about. *sniff sniff*

Brief Description about the episode: Kenny is a regular teenager that does regular things that regular teenagers do (Hint: Jerking Off) but one day he ends up getting a virus on his laptop and a hacker records him masturbating and ends up blackmailing him with the video saying he'll spread it all over Facebook and with all his contacts if he doesn't do what he says.

This episode had me on the edge of my seat the entire time, wondering if this terrible hacker would release this poor teenager from embarrassment and shame after complying. Towards the end of the episode there is something shocking you'll find out about Kenny, something that I bet most of you wouldn't have expected, it's a huge twist that is thought-provoking and will make you feel betrayed.

Overall I think this was a really good episode and I'm excited to watch the rest!