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Berlín (2023)
A soup without salt and wrong ingredients
I loved Money Heist and I was prepared to watch a series where you start and stop only when it is finished. A movie is a movie, that is clear, and there are always situations, which are unrealistic. But this is fine, it's entertainment. Now here all is exaggerated. All is perfect. There is no tension. And there are all these irrelevant love scenes, which only annoy. It's a wannabe movie. And besides... Spanish people spezking French sound horrible. They could have at least taken some real French actors for some of the roles. I hope there will not be an individual series for each of the MH characters.
Kasargold (2023)
Simply terrible
Before the movie starts there are 3 minutes of silent Thanks to.... Ok, time to grab some popcorn or a snack. Then the movie starts and evolves over a trashy plot and bad acting. After 15 minutes you do an accelerated view to see if it gets any better and then come to the conclusion that you had enough. This movie is not even entertaining. Even sharknado is better trash than this one here. It is even difficult to find enough words to comment this "movie". This is low level. If you want to waste 2 hours or so, please do so. If Netflix offers more of this I may change streaming service. It was t e r ri b l e.
Interceptor (2022)
Perfect Background Movie
This movie is perfect if you just want to chill out and let your brain relax. You can drop in, drop out any time and you will not miss anything. Kind of a background movie. The story in itself is not bad, it could well fit into a James Bond or Mission Impossible template, but... the acting is flat, the characters express no real personality and therefore they did not create any emotional reaction, at least in me. You cannot either love or hate any of them... But at least, violence is after all limited, not many swarewords, finally no sex scenes.... The movie had potential to become either super comedy of a failed terrorist, or a drama about world distruction. But, as said at the beginning you can drop in and out any time and you wont't miss a lot.
Lake Placid vs. Anaconda (2015)
Trash at its best
This is such a terrible movie... It is trash at its best.. They could have actually made something out of it, by including some comedy quotes, for example when the crocs eat up somebody. Then it would have turned into a hilarious movie.
Deadpool (2016)
Trash pure
This is such a trash, an unwatchable thing. Even if it is meant to be a parody of something, it is just bad. I have rarely seen such a low level of everything.
Aknyeo (2017)
A mix of Nikita and Kill Bill
Although this is a mix of other movies like Nikita and Kill Bill, the story flows quite well and catches until the end.
La catedral del mar (2018)
A great missed opprtumity
I currently watch this series to practice Spanish listening. But this is the only reason. The story is terribly arranged, acting is really poor with some few exceptions, there is absolutely no drama at all, scenes are unrealistically stretched. It is a terrible thing. The context provides so many opportunities to make a real catchy, great, emotions moving movie. Instead... flatland.