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Fantasy Island (2020)
Bad story line, acting, don't believe the high reviews
The story is bad it makes no sense. The acting is terrible. I'd give it a miss if I were you.
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)
God awful
It's just terrible! I felt dirty after watching it. They basically spat in the face of T1 &T2. I don't know what they were thinking.
Lost Treasure Hunters (2014)
So bad it's good
This series is Amazing! It's actually so so bad it becomes really enjoyable and funny to watch! The people in the series have no idea what they are doing and at times things are really dangerous for the people involved in their treasure hunting escapades, the argue with each other, things are awkward at times, they make the woman do all the hard work it's really cringe worthy and it reminds me of the UK version of the series office, it's like not wanting to watch because it's so bad to wanting to watch it because you want to see how much worse it gets! Even better to watch whilst stoned.
In a Valley of Violence (2016)
A neo-spaghetti western!
It's a good film, watch it! It's especially good to watch when your stoned! It's like pineapple express but with a horse and a sombrero with a smidge ofTarantino mixed in; just a smidge though! Don't get carried away it's only a 15 age certificate remember! Oh and Ethan Hawke is in it he's in it a lot actually! But looks sad most of the time, says he wants to stop killing a lot , but still kills !? Anyway Mr Hawke looks like he enjoyed making this movie and I applaud you Mr Hawke because I myself enjoyed watching it! I doff my hat to you sirs! Well played!
Beyond the Woods (2018)
Why are people giving this trash 10/10!
Its a very very very terrible film! Don't watch it! Just watch Mama or Oculus again