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The Mummy (2017)
Ahhh itks a kurtzman film.. no wonder it sucks
Now I know why this movie is so terrible.. Alex Kurtzman wrote it... he ruins everything he puts his hands on..Star Trek for one.. but this is another franchise he destroyed... I was looking forward to this movie cause I love the old monster movies.. kinda says something when the old original movies out shine the new ones.. .. Even with new technology to make it better they still seem to suck.. kinda goes to show something had been lost along the way.. wonder what it is.. oh yea talent.. talent for writing a real movie and Alex Kurtzman has none...period..what else is there to say.. it just sucks...
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)
Wow you can see the people who are shills for Disney in here..
Yes this mo ie is as bad as everyone predicted.. I am not a review bomber.. I am also not a shill for Disney... I'm not gonna bore you with the details..you just need to know this is NOT an Indiana Jones movie.. it's a movie that once again tears down our great heroes to prop up a woman movie.. yes yes yea I know I sound like one of those "men who hates women" but in reality I am trying to stand up for all our legacy heroes.. like Luke Skywalker Han Solo Indiana Jones... this movie is no different... The lead woman mocks Indiana Jones every chance she gets.. this was just another sad attempt to push the legacy heroes are bad agenda..
The Adam Project (2022)
Loved this movie..
I'm not sure what movie these folks who gave bad reviews were watching but this was a movie that had impact...
The little Adam was a mirror image of big Adam.. for a young actor to accomplish such a feet was amazing. Good job kid.... Ryan is as good as always.. love the whole movie.. good to see marvel actors doing something outside the MCU... loved every moment of it... I would give this movie 20 stars if I could just cause...
Catwoman: Hunted (2022)
This was so bad
Ok...besides the fact the voice acting was non existent.. besides the fact the animation was bad... besides the fact the story left something to be desired... besides the fact they tired make catwoman gay... what really got me and now I'm gonna have to get an icepick to remove it from my brain .. that insanely, nails on a chalkboard, pull my hair out, somebody shoot me PLEASE music going in the background.. seriously it's horrible...I would rather someone set my nuts on fire then listen to that bad crap... at least my nuts roasting on an open flame would have some entertainment value.. and I bet my screaming would be more soothing then that trash fire excuse for a soundtrack would be... but hey that's just me...
La Brea (2021)
You are so wrong...
Ok they're was a review I read that said this show is not that bad... well yea it is... from the guy dropping his last pill(who is a doctor by the way ) to the lady cutting the head off a snake.. I know that doesn't sound too too dumb BUT.. they were trying to tell us it's cold outside... so if anyone Ho knows anything about snakes... they don't strike when they are cold... OR snakes are not even out when tuts cold outside... oh and carbon dating gold ??? Umm no...and at night when all the wild prehistoric animals and critters are around ... they get as FAR away from the camp fire as they can... seriously??? The writers have to be 9 year olds.... HAVE TO BE.... Cause this is some of the dumbest writing I ever saw... dumb...grown up people doing the dumbest things I have ever seen.. turn against your own mother and have her kicked out of the group cause she was trying to keep you alive??? Oh and yea let's let all the dumb little teenagers make the decisions.. yea that makes since.... I can go on and on but I think you get the picture... DUMB WRITERS + BAD ACTORS = La Brea... ( pssst ...hey.... that means bad show )
Alex Cross (2012)
This was so bad...
Ok I am a HUGE Alex Cross fan.. read the books.. watched the other movies... for some reason I missed this movie when it came out...so I decided to give it a go last night and that's time I could have spent taking a huge dump.. at least it would have been more entertaining.... It was SOOO predictable I just started watching YouTube and guessed everything thing that was going on.. even my wife who is also a Cross fan lost interest... so I'm gonna make this short and sweet... don't waste you time on this movie... from huge plot holds to horrible screen writing to shaky camera shots... it's just bad...
Free Guy (2021)
It's just a fun movie
I am giving this a 10.. I never give movies a 10... but this was just such a fun movie..I laughed I clapped my hands..I had a great time..blue shirt guy was just another reason why Ryan Reynolds is such a great actor.. Especially Dude ( super blue shirt guy ) he cracked me up a lot.. yes yes there is a few problems with the plot but I really don't care.. I was totally entertained watching this... there wasn't any cringe moments in the film... It didn't preach to me and tell why I should listen to certain political party....it didn't try to correct me on my pronouns or re-arrange the alphabet to accommodate a certain group of people... it was just plain fun... Hollywood should take note of this movie...they could learn a few lessons from it...
La Brea: The Storm (2021)
This show is so bad
How bad can a show get ??? How dumb can people be.... ( talking about the writer not the people in the show ) you can tell this is Hollywood writers doing this cause they have no clue wha to really do in a crisis... their child like reasoning and problem solving just tells me how dumb these people writing this show really are... ( in my best double blond voice ) omg like...we can have the son like banish his own mother...like for no reason what so ever like...OMG how fab would that be...seriously how dumb are these writers. Then omg let's toss in the ice age..again writers only having a child like idea what happened in the past...NO RESEARCH WHAT SO EVER... again this also proves my point I made in a other review about how she looked up at hills and said we are in Hollywood ... first the ice age ended before 10,000 if memory serves...but even if it didn't it would have cause landscape changes that would be unrecognizable today... again bad writing bad story telling and awful actors...
La Brea: The Way Home (2021)
Who wrote this crap??
This I the worst dialog in a TV series ever.... EVER.... Who wrote this ??? A group of 5th graders? Omg even the problem solving seems like stuff a child would do.. so bad... only reason I'm watching now is just to make fun of it and the writers.what kills me the most..the mom they are trying desperately to set up as the main character looks up and the hills and said. We are in Hollywood... those hill looks exactly the same... omg do writers not realize that landscapes changes from year to year.. so 1000 years it would look different..5000 years you would not even recognize it...10,000 years no way it would not even be remotely the same...so on and so on...tress grow and die... disasters happen and change landscapes ..... let me put it like this...right now... if a town was on a level flat piece of land...houses here houses there...tress bushes...water towers..buildings... and a tornado came through..destroying everything... removing trees leveling builds....there wouldn't be any landmarks so you wouldn't recognize where you are.... So please writers don't insult us by saying this lady can look at a wooded area and say.. it looks exactly the same...won't happen...not to mention the stupid decisions these people make. Omg the dumbest dumbest things I have ever seen adults do....it has to be written by 5th graders...
Trauma Center (2019)
Bruce Bruce Bruce... what have you done to yourself....this was so freaking bad ......
This has to be the worse Bruce Willis movie I have ever seen in my life... he did better acting in friends...it's like he is TRYING to act bad... like wants out of some stupid movie deal he did way back in the day and they just now called to collect... I guess it's the movie Mafia was after him to fulfill his movie deal....and if he acted bad enough they would just cut him loose from the deal.. hard to believe this is the same actor from die hard....... Oh oh ... what if this is alien who's has taken on the form of Bruce Willis??? Would explain a few things..at any rate the movie was still bad.. I couldn't get passed the 25 minute mark when Bruce Willis was talking to her in her hospital room.. also I guess 7th graders wrote the script...I take that back , I think a the grader could have done much better.. too many insults? Maybe.. but I guess they need to be said if Hollywood is gonna keep pumping out crap like this...I would rather was grass grow or paint dry...
Injustice (2021)
It was oookkkkk..... I guess?
The animation was good... the voice changes I didn't care for at all... none of the voice actors seem to fit the character at all.. I take that back plastic man was good..the story fell short.. the first 18 or 20 were ok.. but they just started making stuff up as they went along.... This was not an injustice movie at all... now that being said..was the story bad? No... it was just different...in my eye it was still better then most live action DC films.. I said most...not all...are there better DC animated films out there yes there is...do I hate his one? No I don't..would I watch it again..welllll maybe ....depends on my mood.. I guess what I'm saying is... it's kinda like pizza... even though it's bad... it's still pretty good...
La Brea: The New Arrival (2021)
Who wrote this??? A 7 year old???
Omg this is getting so bad.... Who in their right mind builds a camp away from the others IN THE WOODS with predators around... you stay near fire omg...use your brain writers...if you want someone to die be more creative...also the whole only send 5 people to limit their scent for predators is he dumbest thing I ever heard..most predators have a huge scene of smell ... they can smell prey for miles... so limiting only 5 people to lower their chances of predators smelling their scent is the dumbest thing I ever heard....the 2 sisters trying to present the little sister doesn't talk is also dumb... again my 12 year old can write better then this...who are they kidding ....but I keep hoping this is just first seasons blues... start trek the next generation is not the best season..but omg it's way better then this...
F9 (2021)
This was the most ridiculous fast movie I've seen...
What the hell did I just watch... I wanted to get this on Vudu cause I a, no going to th movies due to covid... I also did not watch any spoilers or anything... now I wish I had... this was so so bad.. I have a headache from watching this... it's mindless crap..I have been a fan since day one.. not any more.. there are so many plot holes that you can drain water off pasta... hat the heck??? They just left the kid by himself?. Who was watching him...also the guy who was playing young dom was no where near hat he looks like... also the CGI was awful...terrible... I can not say enough bad things about this movie... I don't think there is enough time in the day and I have wasted enough time that I will never get back.. plus the 20.00 bucks I spent on it.... If I could as for a refund from Vudu I would.. they seriously need to be ashamed of themselves for this...I won't watch the next one for sure... the good ole days when it was about fast cars is over...Justin Lin a director his is not....go back to making video games or something...
I'm out... mic drop...
Batman: Soul of the Dragon (2021)
What the heck is going on at DC animations
Wow you can tell with the stories that have been coming out of DC animation that is is going way down hill.. Used to be DC animation movies were way better then live action.. Now we are getting bad live action bad animation... please go back you your root DC and tell good stories ... This had Batman in the title but it is NOT a Batman animation.. he was not Batman we know at all.. always figuring stuff out before everyone else .. Batman's power is his brain power .. He's smarter then everyone else in the room.. That's why he wins.. Yes Yes I know before you say it,it was a 70s wannabe Bruce Lee animation... it wasn't even that.. it was horrible. It was just plan bad.. Warner Brothers and DC you wonder why marvel is doing so well?? Cause at least the movies are good...again go back to basics start with a good comic book like you guys used to do and make a movie out of it ... And I said a GOOD comic book story .. you guys are starting send fans running for the hills ..wonder if JJ Abrams had something to with this film... looks like his so called out of the box thinking ... and if so we might as well kiss DC goodbye..all he does is kill franchises Star Trek Star Wars ... now DC ... that's right people he got multi million dollar contract to kill DC oh excuse me to run DC... so again kiss Batman Superman and all the heroes you love goodbye
Batman: Death in the Family (2020)
This was very misleading...cheap trick to sell movie
Ok I am a HUGE DC fan and I was so excited about this movie coming out...first off when it started I thought wow this is gonna tell the whole story about what happened in death in the family cause it started out as a flash back to under the red hood animated movie... I kept waiting and waiting for something to happen I haven't seen in under the red hood but that's all it is...it is nothing but a rehash of under the red hood.. they used all animation from that movie and Bruce just narrated it... it was cut down to nothing.. I kept thinking cause of how much time was left it was gonna move on to something more.. nope at the end of it it's Bruce talking to Clark in a Diner .. that's it... then it went to another DC short I didn't care about... then another and another and another... it was just a collection of shorts.. but in order for DC to sell these shorts they put death in the family on the title . DC that was really a low and dirty trick... would I have bought these shorts without a rehash of under the red hood... probably not... can I get the 15 bucks I spent on this crap back from VUDU... definitely not...will I watch this again?..positively not.. don't waste your money on this... if you wanna watch death in the family, watch under the red hood... at least you will get a full length movie and not a cheap watered down version of it... oh the other shorts were Sargent Rock.. it was ok.. wish there was more of it.... Adam Strange not as good but if there was more it could have been good ....The Phantom Stranger ... didn't care for it at all..... and Death didn't even watch it... lost interest after Phantom Stranger....To wrap this up IT SUCKED If you haven't bought under the red hood yet spend the money on that not this... it's crap... the only reason I gave it the stars I did was cause of Sargent Rock.. it was pretty good just not long enough ...
Hellboy (2019)
Omg this was the worst movie I ever watched
You know it's a bad movie when you rather read the bad reviews then finish the movie.. Where to begin.. the action was so bad ... the story was even worse.. CGI from the 80s would have been better then this( I know what CGI from the 80s there was no such thing as CGI that's my point.) the plot holes were bigger then the Grand Canyon.. On top of it I still can't see what the director was thinking... I mean did he sit in the editing room and said OMG this is gonna be a hit!!! Or was he smoking something ... maybe a little of both... but omg this is so bad... I am a huge fan of the hellboy comics... this was NOT anywhere close to any hellboy comic I read... I even loved the Ron Perlman hellboy.. I could see him as hellboy a lot faster then this guy playing him... Please don't take offense to this anyone cause I have a child with special needs.. But this hellboy looked like he had Dow syndrome.. it was just all around bad..his right hand never did anything .. it just hung there half the time...and his tail never moved either.. To the people In hollywood if your gonna do a comic book movie please do your research.. ( actors too ) there was no story I mean NO story.. what were you people thinking when you made this...
Robin Hood: The Rebellion (2018)
OMG this was so bad.. it's not funny..
This was the worst film ever.. it's like watching a bad car wreck.. you can't turn away.. you just want to see the mangled mess.. The people who gave 5 or better reviews.. they had to be family members who felt sorry for them in this "car wreck" of a film... also the person who said Marion was a good actress.. what are you smoking.. also please send me the address of the people who paid you to give a good review.. I need some extra cash.. it would have to be an awful lot for me to rate better.. back to the film.. he camera work looked like the forgot to clean the lens on the camera... bad lighting... if you want to call it lighting..just cause the sun is out does not mean you have lighting... the acting ... Where did you find these people.. they had no action ability what so ever... the director.. Did you even go to film school? Making LEGO movies with your digital camera doesn't count either.. at least the LEGO people have facial expressions.. producer.. either they told you they were making a film about how not to fight with swords or they told you they were making an Ewok film and told you the Ewoks will be CGI'ed in later ..either way you got ripped off OMG man.. I would seriously ask where your money went.. people please do not waste your time.. editors.. when you guys sat in that little room splicing the film together.. were you guys high diving each other saying THIS THE BEST FILM EVER... or did you even watch the film? My 9 year old son can do better... I wish I could go on and on but then it would be as pointless as this movie. Producer next time someone tries to talk you into another movie .. JUST SAY NO!!! ...
Gotham: A Dark Knight: Queen Takes Knight (2017)
Who's voice Was playing the Shadow of Batman???
This was the best episode ever!!! It was on the edge of my seat when the shadow of Batman was in Bruce messed up dream... Whoever played his voice was dead bang on ... I would almost say he would be my favorite voice playing Batman next to Kevin Conroy.. He will always be Batman to me...BUT this guy who ever he is and I have tried to find out who played it with no luck.. To whoever played his voice...Hats off sir!! Well played... I hope I get to see more of you in this series..