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Deadlock (II) (2021)
1/10
A poor man's 'Under Seige'
3 July 2022
It's such a shame that one time action superstar Bruce Willis is continuing to put his name to such dud movies. This is a poor remake of the 80's classic Under Seige without any of the magic of the Segal blockbuster. The story is thin, the cast are amateur and the action sequences are laughable.
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Set Up (2021)
Season 8, Episode 6
1/10
Politically correct dribble
28 October 2021
Season 8 has to be the greatest fall from grace I have ever witnessed in a tv series. What an absolute load of politically correct dribble! They should have stopped at season 7.
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2/10
A car crash
9 August 2021
Warning: Spoilers
So far removed from the original, this movie, and the last 6 don't deserve to carry the name. Yeah, I get it, you make a ton of money off each movie but this is an absolute bludger of a film. Driving a car in space?? You should all be shamed.
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Tenet (2020)
3/10
No thanks
1 December 2020
The movie will last 2.5 hours, but be prepared to spend the next few hours reading various articles to try and make any sense of the dribble you have just watched. The dialogue is horrific with many critics suggesting this film be best watched with subtitles. The story makes no real sense with plenty of scenes appearing to serve as 'fillers' and in no way making any sense or benefiting the story. I would not recommend this movie.
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8/10
A nice simple love story
7 September 2020
This flick certainly won't win any awards for its plot, but it's a fun, predictable love story featuring a pretty descent cast, some above average acting against a beautifully shot Seattle backdrop
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Line of Duty (2019)
3/10
Would not recommend
29 July 2020
This probably would have worked as an action comedy with a Martin Lawrence/Eddie Murphy type lead, instead they chose a different path and only succeeding in churning out an absolute bludger of a film that was so unbelievable it sort of makes you laugh anyway. Not the worst film I've seen, but I certainly wouldn't recommend it to anyone
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1/10
Actually a step back for Pearce from Neighbours
3 May 2020
$5million budget.... what the hell they spend it on? I'm guessing Pearce's salary. What an absolute bludger of a film. Reported $50k made on the film word wide, so lost a cool, $4.95 million on this abortion of a film.
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6/10
Like something from the 90's!
11 April 2020
Like something straight from the late 80's or early 90's, think Turner and Hooch, Cop and a half, stop or my mom will shoot. Easy watching, simple plot, good characters. Probably wouldn't watch it with the kids, but worth a watch
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The Hunt (II) (2020)
8/10
Familiar, but better
29 March 2020
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We've seen a similar story before, but I think these guys just did it better with a cut to an 'origin scene' just prior to the climax. Plenty of action suspense and bit of a twist at the end
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4/10
Can a soundtrack carry a film?
9 March 2020
The Bruce Springsteen soundtrack wasn't enough unfortunately to carry this movie. It's just seemed to plod along with no real direction. I found myself only really watching the film to hear the Springsteen classics.
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4/10
Time travel horror
24 February 2020
Unfortunately the cast and characters were not enough to carry this three hours of dribble. Once they decided to take on the time travel theme it really spelt the start of the end. The movie is horrible overcooked and confusing and makes many of the fatal errors shared by other time travel horrors
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Home Alone 3 (1997)
2/10
Why, just why?
5 January 2020
What was John Hughes thinking? Shocking film that held none of the magic or adventure of the first 2. I watched all three in succession with my family and held no expectations at all for this one..... luckily, cos it was an absolute bludger and way to complicated for 3-6 year old kids
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1/10
What was that garbage?
28 December 2019
Warning: Spoilers
What was that absolute rubbish? The movie just plodded along as if it was building to an all too familiar Tarantino ending. Instead what was served up was some over the top, meaninglessly violent ending that made absolutely no sense to anyone.
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Addams Family Reunion (1998 TV Movie)
1/10
Just horrible
6 November 2019
Just absolute filth. Makes a mockery of all that game before. The story and performances are equally as poor as one another
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Yesterday (III) (2019)
9/10
What a movie!
21 October 2019
A great British rom com, mashed with a soundtrack like no other. Splendid
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3/10
Dear Sly, please stop!
29 August 2019
How does such a great movie spawn two horrific sequels?? What a bludger of a film. The whole thing is just a mess.
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Aladdin (2019)
9/10
Magical
11 July 2019
Every bit as magical as the original. Guy Ritchie very rarely misses the mark and he was bang on with this one. Great family fun
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1/10
1 star is generous
21 June 2019
This movie does not even deserve 1 star. What a bludger of a film!
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2/10
Horrible!
21 June 2019
Given how good the first film was, despite the poor reviews, I was always going to watch this one. Even my love of Sylvester Stallone wasn't enough to get this movie over the line. Horrible, just horrible
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