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Big Momma's House 2 (2006)
It isn't Bottom 100 material.
The movie isn't really that good. Most jokes fall flat and the film is predictable, but the movie still has it's laughs and it's enjoyable somehow.
Martin Lawrence gives a mediocre performance as most of everything he says isn't funny at all. Still, the movie has it's moments like the beer-loving chihuahua and that kid that was always falling.
The movie is mediocre, and I wouldn't pay $8 to watch it, but the movie is still watchable. The movie doesn't deserve to be on the Bottom 100 because the bottom 100 is made for painful movies, and this one is at least watchable.
Rating: 2 of 4 stars (Watchable.)
The Pink Panther (2006)
The film is good, but not as the originals of course.
I must say that when I first heard of the film I had low expectations for it because I knew nobody could possibly match Peter Sellers as Clouseau. Steve Martin doesn't isn't as good as Sellers, but he is still quite funny.
The movie is a laugh riot. Tough some of the jokes fall flat, most of the jokes are so funny and you'll laugh all the way. Every actor makes a good performance, yes, even Beyonce.
If you like the originals, you'll definitely like this one unless you immediately hate it because Peter Sellers isn't Clouseau. Anyways, the movie is funny and it's a good way to spend a day at the cinema.
Rating: 3 of 4 stars. (Good way to spend your time.)
Monster a Go-Go (1965)
Worst movie I have seen.
Yes, this is the worst movie I have seen and I have seen a lot of MST3K episodes, including Manos the Hands of Fate. This film simply is worse than any other movie seen in the MST3K. It's pointless, it has no plot, the acting is terrible, the dialogue is awful, the title is stupid and has nothing to do with the film at all, etc.This movies has no redeeming features, nothing at all! Hell, Manos at least had Torgo, the Master and a cat fight scene. This film is awful and it hurts so much! Even Joel and the bots of MST3K can't save this movie. It's too painful.
I wish I could vote a 0 because this isn't a movie after all. It's a torture device.