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Halloween Kills (2021)
So many strange choices.
Horror movies are known for their horrible writing. This one somehow manages to top them all. How could they have read over the story and decided it was good. It's like they wrote the first ten then handed it to a two year old. There are so many useless scenes and unnecessary... just dumb crap. I don't know how to describe it. It's almost laughable. The writing feels like a Disney channel movie made rated r. All the "Yayyy evil dies tonight!" Chanting and the super bad acting. Don't get me started on the scene where the other inmate kills himself. What is the point? What is this supposed to make me feel. It was so unbelievably cringeworthy. I don't understand how these people were handed this popular of a story. The 2018 Halloween was done well. This feels like it was handed to a hallmark director. 3/10.
Nomadland (2020)
If you're looking for something exciting, then watch a blockbuster.
This is a simple film with a simple story. If you want something overly complicated then don't watch this movie. The life of a nomad isn't complex, so there is no need for the film to be. This is a story about life and the relationships created. And most of all, this is a lesson to us all.
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Homers Odyssey.
This is one of my all time favorite Coen Bros. films. The soundtrack is incredible, and the fact that they took "Odyssey" and morphed it into a 1940s masterpiece is incredible to me. A wonderfully funny movie with an incredible performance by George Clooney. GIVE IT A WATCH!
Bernie (2011)
CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED
This is one of the best indie-movies that Ive ever seen. Go give it a watch.
The Passion of the Christ (2004)
Ignore the bad reviews.
Every Bad review about this movie is out of hate. reviews stating jesus breaking down in the garden as "orgasmic". I find it very childish that many people can't get over their bias and watch the movie. Don't give this movie one star just because you loathe the existence of Christianity. Be mature.
If you come to watch this movie with an open mind, you will love it. It's a captivating story with some of the best acting I have ever seen. It can be hard to watch, but it helps put a new perspective that you can't get when reading the bible.
BoJack Horseman (2014)
Woah...
I started out this series with high hopes. I struggled getting through the first three episodes where I feel like the show was trying to get a grip on what it wanted to do... and after that. It's an utterly beautiful show with a surprisingly deep undertone. A cartoon has never made me feel with the level I felt when watching this show. 10/10
The Upside (2017)
CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED
This is far from a bad movie. The script is great, and the acting is more than amazing. I don't understand the level of hate this movie has received. BRIAN CRANSTON IS PHENOMENAL
Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE THIS MOVIE?!?!?
I personally think this is one of the best new Star Wars movies. The characters were great, and I LOVED THE ENDING. I didn't think that lando and the droid needed the love connection, but other than that.... it's an amazing movie.
Robin Hood (2018)
garbage
I'm tired of cash grab trash flooding the theatres.
*COSTUME DESIGN: the sheriffs coat was clearly senthetic leather, and the color was unrealistic for the time. if you look at the strap on his undercoat... it is the same fabric as the straps that dangle off of a backpack. It's ungodly how lazy they were. They could have tried on robins costume as well. EVERYTHING IS SYNTHETIC. hair cuts seem iffy as well
*COMBAT: The combat was pretty good and gritty in the beginning but it was filled down by the end of the movie. the bow fighting was something out of a modern gun fight. nobody peaks corners with a bow.
*DUMB STUFF: why did they put riot shields in the movie??? SEVERELY MISSDATED. and how did they part the fire like moses did with the red sea???
*POSITIVES: some shots were good. That's about it...