I'll start off by saying it's rather mind boggling that in a movie such as this the CGI can be so suprisingly good when it comes to the troll but fail so miserably in the first few minutes when the father and daughter are sitting on top of that mountain.
After the incident, main character (the daughter), is called to a meeting with a high ranking general and the Prime Minister. The daughter, while a civilian with no authority, takes charge of the meeting as if she's the Prime Minister. She's the only one to make out a human-like figure in the footage, and she's the only one to say they're footprints, she's the one telling everyone they gotta do something. The other characters in that meeting were idiots, forcibly dumbed down to let the main character shine. But, as you do, when you see a huge monster in some footage... you send a dinosaur-expert (the main character) and a member of the staff of the Prime Minister to investigate! This should be all hands on deck...
While flying in the helicopter, any watchful viewer could spot the troll already, but the characters are just blind. While the main character sees every other sign, she missed this of course. Despite all of these signs indicating it's actually a troll that her dad used to tell her about when she was young, she can't accept it so she goes to the one person who knows everything about trolls and has been saying they're real for decades, her dad. Once there, she explains, he says it's a troll and she proceeds to say it's not. Why go there then? The father joins them. They find the troll. The have clear footage. Still nobody believes it's a troll. Come on, people. What is it then? It looks like one, it acts like one. Insert Joey Tribbiani meme: it's a rock monster!
At this point, the troll hasn't done anything hostile, so they decide to attack it. It proceeds to defend itself, but doesn't go on a rampage. After seeing the troll is basically harmless unless provoked, they provoke it again. This time with bells attached to helicopters and the bright idea is to fly really close to the troll, because who wouldn't fly within reach of a giant monster. The troll defends itself once more and proceeds to leave the area, even saves two people from certain death by capturing a falling helicopter. This could've been the start of something, but this is never mentioned again. Yes, he killed military personell, but only after being provoked. At this point, the troll has only destroyed stuff in its path or in self defense. He even saved innocent humans. So, as any sane human would do, they decide to use an experimental missile on it because it's such a threat. Meantime main character goes to Royal Palace where Troll King used to live. A meaningless character knew all of this and says her dad was right all along. Member of staff of Prime Minister character gets phone call from blonde hacker girl character who tells them they are going to launch a missile. Missile no good, so they ask blonde hacker girl character to hack the targeting system of the military jet sent to deploy the missile. How hard can it be? Yes, that's the line they used to explain how hard it is. She succeeds of course, no missile.
The troll is on its way to the Royal Palace, in Oslo. So, they evacuate the entire city and the surrounding area in what seems like barely a day, no worries. Main character has another bright idea: use UV lights to kill the troll, because sun is bad for trolls. She calls her new military buddy that she met earlier. Military buddy asks other buddy and that buddy brings dozens of soldiers and military equipment. Mind you, this is all unsanctioned, because the government still wants to kill it with the missile. So, of course you have access to giant UV lights mounted on military vehicles worth quite possibly hundreds of millions of euros. Military buddy gives cringy speech at ambush point. Trap is set.
They lure the troll with a skull of a baby troll and drive from the Royal Palace to ambush point. The government doesn't play a role here, because they'd question why the troll would leave the Royal Palace alone and chase some random civilians. Skull falls, troll upset and sad. Heartbreaking moment, to be honest, but squandered by the following plot device. Becomes angry at car with main character in it, the plot just needed it I think, because really it didn't make sense. Why would it chase them? They're supposedly smart. It let the skull fall because it was startled by the breaking window. What should've happened, it should've kneeled down and cradled the broken skull, but no, it angry. TROLL SMASH! They lure it to the ambush.
WE HAVE TO JUMP, because that's what you do when a giant troll is following you. There, the UV lights are activated. The troll just stands there, in agony. Anything in agony would stand still, right, especially if it knew what was hurting it and it could destroy that or moved away from it. Yet it did not move or destroy the vehicles, once more defending itself. Not this time, because the plot demanded it. At this point, the goverment is important again, because a new jet is incoming with a missile. Oh no, there's civilians. Abort. But wait, random lunatic politician or whatever he was, wants them to deploy the missile anyway, goes ballistic (no pun intended). Nobody steps in, not the high ranking general or any of the military personell. Proceeds to get punched by blonde hacker girl character, who was being guarded by two people because they found out she hacked the jet. They just let her do that, and even after nobody does anything? Cringe moment. Main character only now realizes what they're doing is wrong. Mind you, the troll, at this point, has still only destroyed stuff in it's path or after being provoked. She turns off the UV lights and tells the troll to go away. And then, BWAAAAHH the sun rises in 3 seconds and kills the troll.
The end.
The acting isn't bad at all. The CGI is rather spectacular, especially the scene with the reflection in the building. The plot was intriging, but the story was poorly executed. I'm sure the writing team was inspired by The Lost World: Jurassic Park while writing the skull chase scene. There was potential there, but they didn't capitalize on it. Decent flick if you want to turn off your brain. If some of your brain cells are still active, you'll find yourself yelling at the screen.
Noticed I use both it and he. Funny how that works.
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