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Shark Exorcist (2014)
A Spectacularly Awful Movie
Shark Exorcist is beyond a shadow of a doubt one of the greatest bad movies ever made. Absolute garbage the entire way through that is thoroughly entertaining. Terrible effects, godawful acting, and a horrible script come together and give you the triple threat of garbage experience for the 1 - 2 - 3 punch you're looking for. If you enjoy bad movies, i strongly strongly recommend watching Shark Exorcist.
Milf (2010)
Worse Than Watching A Legitimate Murder
As a connoisseur of bad movies, I've seen my fair share of bad movies. This is not so bad it's good. It's not even so bad that it's bad. It's the worst piece of cinematic garbage I have seen since Theodore Rex. My friend and I have a very simple rating system. A bad movie has to surpass so bad that it's bad and become so bad that it's good to get past a one. Notable ones include Leonard Part 6, Foodfight, and Super Babies. The only zero given out before tonight was Theodore Rex because it was the actual worst thing I had ever witnessed. This movie ended up surpassing such low expectations and actually making us rethink the entire rating system and making zero a legitimate rating. For the love of all that is holy in this world, do not watch this, not even as a joke, not because it's the Asylum, not because it's called Milf. Watch porn instead if that's what you need, just please, nobody ever watch this movie ever again. Thank you.