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Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
How do i unwatch movies?
Its not the worst movie if you look for objectivity, but my god i hate this movie more than i hate my existence
Hotel for Dogs (2009)
Generic but sweet
The title summs it up pretty much, the dialouge, the characters are generic and uninteresting so is the story but the dogs are interesting the ending is cheesy, generic and sweet. Is the movie a bad time? No, i am pretty sure most kids would enjoy it and still its a good time
I Am Mother (2019)
Spoilers!!! Whatch the movie
I actually trusted mother and thought that she was the only nice droid... but jesus i was wrong
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
Why?
Im not a dc fan, but i dont hate dc either. I like batman and was pretty hyped, that being said... WTF!? I almost killed myself in the theater... easily the worst movie i've seen
Game of Thrones (2011)
Im not rating the show
Im just warning none got fans... dont name season 8... they will slice you to peices
Stranger Things (2016)
Its a great show
(A little tiny weeny bit of a spoiler) I love the show but.... i dont like elevens and mikes romance, it was forced super hard and every secene with both of them in season 3 was like nails on a chalkboard... not fun
Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)
Not just a spiderman movie
This movie was great, with a dreadfull villian and fun story
I feel like this movie is more a peter parker movie than a spiderman movie, which i enjoy. It takes you to the normal people after the whole endgame, it deals with peter worrying what will happen without iron man
How to Train Your Dragon (2010)
Wonderful film
Its one if my favorite movies, the friendship between toothless and hiccup is wonderful, the story is wonderful, the theme is wonderful, the characters are wonderful and the sequels maintain the quality if the first, they are worse but not very much its refreshing and the 3rd is heartbreakening that movie will make anyone cry at least one tear... and is a wonderful conclusion
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Fantastic
I dont know any movie that had a 3rd act better then this... the final battle made me feel like i was on 100 pounds of cocaine
Gravity Falls (2012)
Would rate 100 if i could
Its funny, its trhilling, its sometime kinda off scary, its full of dark and or adulthumor and it feels like alex felt exactly how everything should be, theres almost zero plot holes and everything ties up... its like art
Grand Theft Auto V (2013)
Buy it you asmonkey
This is the best game i ever own/played if you dont like it, you are either a mother/father or just a hater like lindsay lohan. The story is great but were the game really shine is in the online mode, i havent had so much fun with friends in my whole life.
Happy Death Day (2017)
Mediocre
I didnt find is scary but more like a komedie with horror elements but was ok
The Dark Knight (2008)
I AM NOT A DC FAN.
I hate, and then i mean it, i hate dc, dceu in perticular but this move... made me a batman fan and i just sit there watching batman v superman and seeing my batman getting dragged in the dirt... its sad... but this movie mmmmmmmmmmmmm easily up there in my top 5 movies
Jurassic Park III (2001)
Weak
The weakest movie of the trilogy. This was embarrasing...
Pacific Rim Uprising (2018)
Why
I liked the first one actually but this was just... awfull i bought it and watched it on a plane ride and i wanted to smash my head in the seat infront of me. Disqusting...
The Hitman's Bodyguard (2017)
LOVE IT
Sure you can see that the movie didn't have a large budget sometimes, but can you blame them? Its a netflix movie. Plus it's not obvious it had a small budget.
Wonder Woman (2017)
Over hyped
I think this movie is the best dc movie (in recent years) but that does not say its good. I think its a okay movie but is overhyped by dc fans that are glad that theres finally a good dc movie in a long time
Dog with a Blog (2012)
Underrated af
WHY ON EARTH DOES THIS SHOW GET SO LITTLE CREDIT?! This show is awesome exept the budgets low and it shows but what could you expext? Its really funny, family friendly and has a good story the only thing i hate is that it got canceled
Stuck in the Middle (2016)
Disgusting
Where do i even start whith this hell of a show? Bad or stolen jokes, Clitche, and i have nothing to say exept kill me
Spider-Man (2018)
OMG
This is the perfect game, i have enjoyed every procent of this game, and when spiderman fought otto and cried i cried and when may died... ... well i havent cried that much since lees death in walking dead
Grand Theft Auto V (2013)
Buy it you asmonkey
This is the best game i ever own/played if you dont like it, you are either a mother/father or just a hater like lindsay lohan. The story is great but were the game really shine is in the online mode, i havent had so much fun with friends in my whole life.
Lemonade Mouth (2011)
Loved it
I really love this movie. The characters are likeable, good songs and good story. The perfect family movie