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Unhinged (2020)
If you like stupid people playing the main character, this movie is for you
It's a movie where the main character makes all the dumbest choices and compounds her stupidity with mind-numbing dialogues.
I'm surprised she completed the film considering she had to sink to new and unnatural levels of stupid.
I still don't know who gave her a driving license. She's the kind of character you don't want to be caught in a car with. In fact, she's the type of character you avoid like the plague.
FYI, I'm being nice.
Russell Crowe did an good job though. He helped balance the stupidity and it takes a lot to do so in this movie.
Four More Shots Please! (2019)
A poor misguided and misdirected attempt at sex in the city
While the acting is way better than the stuff we see in Bollywood, the plot lacked any real direction with clips and storylines right off the Sex and the City shelf.
I am all for empowerment and equality in every individual, but the over-emphasis on the lesbian relationship and plot was just irritating. Didn't get the whole comedy plot and sex scenes either. It seemed like the director needed something to fill time.
The Damini plot just went no where. It seemed promising but bombed.
Being a feminist flick, all the male roles delivered fantastic performances. Also, did anyone notice the guys were in better shape than the women?
Reprisal (2018)
Run, Save yourself
BAD acting, BAD dialogues and even WORSE plot. I watched the movie because Bruce Willis was in it and I assumed it would be good if not great. I was wrong.
I thank the director for a little piece of eye candy in the movie (Olivia Culpo). But even that disappointed with nothing shown.
Apparently no one took target practice 101 - not the cops (taxpayers money went to waste here) nor the criminal who was shown to practice before every heist.
Waste of time.... Movie could have been made by high school kids. Even Bruce Willis looked like he didn't much care and it showed in his acting.
Prey (2007)
Watch stupid people being directed by bigger Idiots
I had to kill some time. But 40mins in and I wanted to see the lions tear apart the 3 stupid fools stranded.
Here are 2 stupid scenes that got me to cut my misery before it got the point where I'd offer myself to the lions.
* When you get the keys to the car and all you have to do while safe in the vehicle is turn around and go back. But the dumass drives straight through the bushes and trees only to get stuck in a ditch. Apparently, brakes were not provided.
* When Lions are outside your vehicle, you don't run around the screaming to get the attention of a helicopter miles away.
Honestly, I feel I should quit my day job, repent for my college and post grad education and just make movies. Its evident the qualification to commercialize movies like these is the ability to hold a camera, hit record and do stupid stuff.
Deep Blue Sea 2 (2018)
I'd rather sit on a bomb
I am truly helping mankind with this review.
If ever you want to up your chances of making out at the theatre, any girl would be willing to accommodate if this movie were running.
What happens when you put bad actors, storylines, writers, directors etc in a room together? - You get a crappy movie called "Deep Blue Sea 2".
The only saving grace in this mind numbingly stupid movie are Danielle Savre's B**Bs which were almost on display and even then , they didn't see the light of day. If they were, I'd be able to sleep better at night knowing that my $5.99 went towards a worthy cause.
Bad graphics simply out did the worst set of acting skills along with "please put a bullet in me" dialogues.
30mins into the movie and I was cheering for the sharks. I wanted a slow death for the actors because quite frankly they deserved it for the pathetic movie they ended up commercializing.
The Open House (2018)
I want my 90mins back.
After wasting 90mins of my life, i devoted 180mins towards finding a better word than "Crap". Sadly, my efforts met with a dead end which also runs parallel to this sorry excuse of a movie.
I feel only actors hard up for work would consider this. If I were given the role, I'd beat the director and producer senseless which again seems synonymous with the movie plot.
Started out with all the makings of a good movie. But apparently 30mins in, the reins were handed over to school kids looking to get their feet wet in the movie business.
Cheap thrills and cheaper ending. It's a movie where dumbasses who don't know how to use a light switch or take a hint, waste our precious time with no concerted end in mind.
Highlight of the movie is the Woman's butt. I humbly thank the director for leaving that in, it got you 1 star. Probably the most memorable part of the movie too. I'm sure if more was shown I would have gone up a few stars. Thats the only thing to save sh** like this which makes it's way on tv.
Another takeaway: There are idiots working at Netflix
The Dinner (2017)
Don't know what was going and don't care to find out
U need to be mind-numbingly stupid or a total movie fanatic to appreciate this movie. I tried to pay attention but it was so boring I tuned out. I decided it was better to feed pigeons.
People on here talking about plot, direction, and script are perhaps movie buffs or people who work in the industry. So they have some appreciation for what the layman will never see or comprehend.
A waste of time if you are looking to watch a decent movie. Glad I didn't have to pay for it.
Extraction (2015)
I will never watch a movie with Kellan Lutz again
Typical CIA tough guy dad and wannabe "never going to happen" son. Kellan should have been called Kelly, coz I found the chicks in the movie had more muscle power.
Kellan shows us that he is definitely not fit to be a field CIA agent and is better off behind a desk pushing paper. He gets beat up all over the place. The Asian dude had his number for sure. Luckily the Asian guy was in the movie for a short scene. If it were real life Kellan would have his butt in a sling right then. The women seemed more hero types displaying action worth with they guns, cars and hands. Kellan was more like the little butterfly that needed to be saved every now and then. If I were him, I'd send the script back and pick unemployment. Of course, he needed the money and probably a chance to showcase talent. But the movie was a talent killer. Maybe he should try ballroom dance.
Its OK if you want to watch an action fight movie when you got nothing else to kill time. Beyond that, it just seemed poorly plotted and one for the forgettable files.
The Cold Light of Day (2012)
I would have preferred to watch paint dry
Expected so much from the Bruce Willis / Sigourney Weaver camp but the movie failed to deliver. Henry Cavill was lead. Yet his co-star half-sister seemed to be more man at getting stuff done. Cavill just got beat up every other 10mins.
Henry Cavill shows us why he wears the red underwear, just wish they make it more frilly and lace in his next sequel coz that's what he portrays throughout the film.
I hate car chases when they seem inconsistent and poorly done and this movie didn't come close. Henry Cavill appeared to be a newbie behind the wheel of a BMW which seemed to weave at just about every corner while Sigourney Weaver in a Range Rover appeared calm as if the SUV was on rails. So much for German engineering. Maybe he should stick to flying.
Overall not a memorable film. I could warn friends and family not to waste their time but why should I be the only one to endure the misery.
Kidnap (2017)
Whoever allowed this movie to be produced should be arrested for mental torture
I have never laughed more at a movie that was intended to be an emotional thriller. I have also never yelled the word "idiot" so often. Halle Berry displayed all the traits of a moron right from the beginning which probably set the tone for most of her actions throughout. We had hope that she'd at least do us all a favor and place the girls on display. It would have guaranteed 2 extra stars. *spoiler* she remained fully clothed.
After the first 30mins of mental torture, we only continued watching in the hope that they would beat her up and poke her with pitchforks. My friends held posters cheering on the bad guys.
I have also never seen anyone look so determined in a car chase at 20-40mph. They should have swapped the minivan for an 18 wheeler to match her facial expressions. I'm convinced grandmothers could drive faster with gunny bags over their heads.
The only way this movie would enter an awards event is if the award for the biggest dumass was up for grabs. Judging by most reviews on here, it's a sure thing.
The part that hurt the most was that we paid to watch this...