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Greenland (2020)
Wow, just wow.
Reviews are of mere opinion. My opinion is pretty much worthless, but here it is none the less. Near flawless production, harks back to the days before movies were social justice propaganda exercises. This sadly hasn't escaped this one either, I notice that any characters who had a nefarious subtext seemed to be caucasian (how odd), but praise be, all selfless do-gooders seemed to be Bame! But, they did manage not to blame Orangeman Bad for the upcoming apocalypse. Slipped up there eh?
Airline Disaster (2010)
Oh,please, what did I just watch?
The Asylum presents, three words that strike fear into most film buffs, but some enjoy them for the pure hilarity. This had the hilarity, but I've never seen so much violence in one thiers before. Hardly a minute passed without someone being shot in the head. But even the kids were very roughly treated, young child being pulled around by her hair. Unnecessary and very unpleasant.
Point of No Return (2018)
Words (Nearly) fail me
I had to watch to the end.Possibly sado masochistic tendencies, I may need therapy. So many plot holes I won't bore you with them. Most of reviews have summed this tripe up, acting was appalling, plot was beyond absurd. Most of "action" in finale was in the dark, no, I really mean in the dark. Little could be seen, suppose we have to be thankful for that. One particular line of dialogue stuck in my head. Our male hero decides to apprehend the comic book villain, "Get the Police" says the girlfriend. "They wont make it in time!", they arrive at airport, block the runway to stop villain escaping, 3 seconds later the Police (who would never have made it in time) arrive. I'm going to lay down for quite some time, maybe watch a movie by The Asylum, please, never criticise them again after this.....