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Equity (2016)
Perhaps the most boring movie I have ever seen
I see a lot of movies and took a chance one night on this. I hadn't seen any trailers, posters, or promotional material which intrigued me. It's rare that I get to go into a movie blind. So when I took my seat in a cinema with maybe half a dozen other people scattered throughout the auditorium I was expecting... something. Sadly, this movie is a complete nothing. It's kind of impressive how dull this movie was. The only fair comparison I can give is watching all of the Michael Bay directed TransFormers movies back-to-back, but somehow taking up only a fraction of the time. It felt hours upon hours longer than it was in all actuality. However, I am grateful for one thing - I was so bored during this movie that I took out a pen and paper and wrote down something far more compelling, though the bar was incredibly low, so I guess anything would be an improvement.
Only useful as ASMR for those with the most severe cases of insomnia.
1/10.