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South Park (1997)
South Park
South Park is a very funny show. I can never forget the first time I saw it. I was preparing to escape from the mental hospital that I was in, before I escaped, I wanted to take a hostage so that they would take me seriously. But, for some reason, they wouldn't. So, when they wouldn't take me serious I threatened to kill him, but then I saw South Park was on. So the kid started crying, I remember it so well, he said, "Please, Please this is the new episode of South Park, the teacher Mr. Garrison is supposed to get a sex change." And, I thought it sounded pretty funny, so I let him stay and watch it. But, after the show, I thought, you know Bill, if Cartman can be a sumo wrestler then you should be able to get your life back on the right track. Anyways, now I'm a doctor.
Will & Grace (1998)
Hello
Well, let me cut right to the chase. About 3 years ago I was grand wizard in the Tuskaloosa chapter of the KKK. I decided that me and the guys should show this black guy a lesson, if you know what I mean. So, as we were sneaking up very slowly behind this guy, we thought that he was getting ready to look back, so we trapped ourselves in the closet. Then after a few minutes we came out of the closet. He had Will and Grace on, and at the very moment that we saw it was on Will made a joke about how he was such a flaming homosexual and me and the whole gang erupted in laughter. But I thought, you know, if America can except this gay guy, then I can do the same to black people. So, I quit the KKK and got a name and pigment change. Now I am, Haruuk Rasheed Juhartu and I chill with my home boys while teaching my African American Studies job as a professor at Grambling State.
American Dad! (2005)
This Show Rules
Well, here's the story. I had the TV on fox one day when American Dad was on. But anyway, my friends and I were getting ready to slit our wrists as part of a satanic blood ritual, but as a last request of sorts my friend wanted us to stop and watch this show for a while and we did. It was the most hilarious show I've ever seen and everyone else did too. So, instead of us slitting our wrists, we just decided just to sacrifice my friend Christian's dog. Christian's dog's name is Jimbo. Gosh, I can't believe I got off my story about the show, anyway we saw the one where Francine thinks she is 19 again and golly it sure was a hoot. But, long story short me and all my former goth friends are now priests.
King of the Hill (1997)
Thank God For This Show
All that I have to say is thank god for this show. I believe that without this show, I would've gone ahead and shot myself. But, one day, just before I was getting ready to commit suicide, I saw this show starting, so I sat down and watched it. I laughed the whole time during the show and for sometime after it was over. I was thinking to myself, "Wow, can anyone understand what that Boomhauer guy is saying." I sure can't, but this show saved my life because the characters are so much like the people that are around me in my life. I think that the reason that I was going to kill myself was because I was pretty fat and couldn't impress my father with whatever I did. That kind of reminded me of Bobby and Hank Hill's realationship in the show and that's why I love this show.