nuvuefilms2004 Reviews

The Last House on the Left (2009)

Disgusting lame excuse for a movie, its a snuff film

[1/10 · 2 January 2010]

This takes the cake for worst movie of 2009. Wow. The rape scene was the most unnecessary piece of garbage- filth-sick-twisted-snuff-crap i have seen. I don't care if other movies have done worse rape scenes, maybe they are trying to prove a point. this has characters that already deserve retribution, and yet they still rape the girl,why? no reason. Just a sick plot gimmick. The screenwriters and producers and director should be ashamed to have this piece of vile attached to their name forever. Not only is this the worst movie ever, but the joke of a plot makes scooby doo look like a complex masterpiece. Okay, rain storm so we can have a power outage, how about the keys to the getaway boat are just gone, cell phone signals don't work of course, and let's just have every character remark about how impossible it will be to try to get a cab/ambulance/police out to the house.

Did the actors not read the script?

How big of a payday does it take to desecrate your film career?

Zero stars, negative stars, this is a repulsive piece of garbage, i'd rather get a root canal than watch this joke snuff film.

Sickening.

The Fourth Kind (2009)

Shame on the Filmmakers/Actors/Distributors/Marketing Executives

[1/10 · 13 November 2009]

How dare they insult the audience with this bundle of phony crap? I guess when you can't make a movie, this is what you do. The only horrifying thing about this film is the moral compass of every above-the-line member. I will never see a movie again by any actor in this "thing" the least I can do is boycott the work of people who slap the audience in the face... worst piece of trash released this year. An insulting gimmick that gives Hollywood a bad name. Universal having to pay 20K for forging articles is so unfair They should have to give a percentage of the film to Alaska. The horrifying aspects of the film are, in no particular order: the the joke of a plot, the amateur post production, the silly score, the wooden dialog, the lackluster performances, the telegraphed special effects, the supposed true footage of a person that does not exist, the silly seizures of supposed true people, the unrealistic archival footage.