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3 Body Problem (2024– )
8/10
Good except for the Big Bang Theory type characters
24 March 2024
I haven't read the original book (now it's on my reading list). I haven't watched the Tencent adaptation. I understand it's dumbed down, "streamlined", and given a "General Tso's chicken treatment".

It is still good though. The world-building is great, the cinematography is spectacular, the plot is engaging. The explanation of scientific ideas and concepts is easy to digest even to the audience not familiar with them.

The scientist bunch, however... Dear scriptwriters, it's 2024. The general consensus today is that the scientists and nerds are not all insecure super geniuses who insert the F-word in every sentence to sound cool. (Thanks for not calling them "boffins" though.) The cast is OK but there is not much for them to play with.

The cast that is given less cardboard characters like Rosalind Chao, Liam Cunningham, and in particular, Benedict Wong really shine. Especially Benedict Wong with his grizzled, chain-smoking cynical detective whom every other character unsuccessfully tries to provoke. Give this man a medal.

Worth watching and I welcome the trend of adapting classic sci fi instead of dragging infinite decade-long franchises.
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Kübra (2024– )
9/10
Clever and original
26 February 2024
Once in a while Netflix comes with brilliant outliers. Kubra is a great example.

At first, it feels like a story of a religion (or a cult) in the making, with a Muslim Jesus-like (both visually and mindset-wise) figure facing predictable leadership challenges, corrupt politicians, and dealing with his family.

In the last chapter (of season 1), the twist turns the story upside down (not revealing what it is, although some other reviews did...), setting up the scene for a very different season 2.

There is a lot to like. The characters, the acting (and the actors themselves), the exploration of spirituality from the 21st century Turkish perspective. As someone who knows next to nothing about Turkey, I found it to be educational while still accessible enough not to overshadow the story with cultural differences. In the last chapter, the professional terms and concepts are amazingly spot on. Sadly, the Hodja character (a priest with what sounds like a degree in psychology) is underexplored.

I deducted one point for the Netflix's insistence on specific running time. The bullet subplot felt redundant and forced with the motivation of the rioters vague and unclear. It's like it was added just to make the season last for 8 chapters. It made the series feel a bit stretched. But at least Netflix didn't cancel it, like they do with other brilliant outliers (The OA, 1899, etc.).
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Jules (I) (2023)
6/10
Not very exciting but OK
7 December 2023
Watched Jules on a long flight.

Simple plot. An alien crash-lands in an old man's garden. The old man and his two elderly female friends help the alien to recover and fix his ship. The government lazily pursues the alien, allocating a whooping two agents that are slow enough to be outpaced by the main characters.

I understand it is supposed to be about aging and regrets rather than sci-fi topics, but I wish the plot had a bit more meat (apples?). The alien literally never utters a word. We learn nothing of him or his species or even how he views us earthlings. The government doesn't really get in a conflict with the elderly protagonists... nothing. Children, relatives, etc. Never learn about the alien.

There is a bit of humor sprinkled here and there and technically, there is a plot... but that's it.

Everyone praises Kingsley here, but he doesn't have a lot to play with. I was much more pleased with Harris' performance, whose character is given much more personality.
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Oppenheimer (I) (2023)
9/10
Peak Nolan but what's with the sound?
24 July 2023
This is how to make a biopic of a complex historical figure without boring the audience! Oppenheimer is my most favourite Nolan's movie so far.

The chemistry between the actors is unbelievable, and the visuals are stunning. It's not just wide open spaces of New Mexico, but even elementary particles when Oppenheimer talks about them.

I have to say that after the first part where everyone was a Marxist intellectual, the military were a welcome change. The secondary characters are as memorable as the leads. Everyone praises Murphy's performance for a good reason, but Matt Damon's Groves steals the show as a reluctant bridge between the two worlds on a cat-herding assignment gambling an enormous amount on money in the middle of a war. Brief but ominous appearance of Casey Affleck's Boris Pash is probably one of best parts of the movie. Also memorable, even if small, is Tom Conti's Einstein, with his bit of wisdom, and President Truman, played by unrecognizable Gary Oldman.

One gripe I'm sure I'm not the only one having: after Tenet, you'd think Nolan would fix his sound problems. Most of the time the dialogue is audible, but there are still parts where I caught myself thinking, "what did he just say?"
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3/10
Brilliant marketing campaign
9 April 2023
...but less brilliant movie.

I know it's John Wick. I was not expecting a philosophical meditation on serious topics. But c'mon!

The welcome little bits of comic relief like in John Wick 3 are gone. The last link with reality has gone up, up, and away, like a runaway party balloon. The characters are even more cardboard; you would've thought it's impossible, but apparently no. You could barely hear the main character talk over the overlong 3 hours running time.

One issue I'd like to focus on is the stereotypes. It's basically as if Tommy Wiseau ran National Geographic. The French guy eats creamy cakes (no croissants?) on business meetings. He is arrogant, impulsive, likes high art, and wears 18th century outfits. He lives in Paris, and all business meetings and pivotal plot points take place exclusively in (amazingly empty) touristy landmarks. The German guy is an obese asthma sufferer who always adds "ja" to his bad jokes that he always laughs at. Barely being able to breathe somehow does not prevent him from inflicting serious damage and running. In Berlin people just keep dancing while a bunch of gangsters with guns and knives are killing each other and breaking things. At some point, they decide it's too much for them and quietly go to their cars. The vaguely Middle Eastern country is where people ride horses, live in the middle of a desert in a tent with carpets, and their role in life is to say a piece of eastern wisdom and get shot (what for?). Japan is all shiny and neon-lit, and everyone talks, dresses, and acts like a XIX century samurai.

If it weren't for the cast and the marketing, the reaction would not have been as positive.
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8/10
Excellent period crime thriller
8 January 2023
Ignore the critics on Rotten Tomatoes, there is nothing wrong with the movie.

It's generally a simple crime story and a period piece, and the movie delivers exactly that, with A-list cast, memorable characters, beautiful XIX century Hudson Valley, and an ending that ties up all the loose ends.

The fictional version of Edgar A. Poe very much aligns with his real-life persona and we get a glimpse where he could have gotten some of his ideas. Poe steals the show. He is a sympathetic kind-hearted weirdo bullied by his peers, making strange claims, and far more intelligent than he appears at first.

The rest of the cast blends in well. It took me some time to recognize Gillian Anderson... now I feel old.

The setting is well-researched and feels authentic, with characters behaving as you'd expect from XIX century Americans (played mostly by British actors, haha).

The plot is a well-executed whodunnit with a twist which I honestly didn't see coming.

The story is self-contained but I wouldn't mind another movie with Detective Poe.

Don't expect anything particularly profound but the movie does exactly what it's supposed to do and does it well.
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The OA (2016–2019)
10/10
What do the mafia and Netflix have in common
26 December 2022
I'm with the rabid fans crowd on this one. Why, Netflix?!

The OA is not just a mystery to figure out. It's also a meditation on deep subjects, from the nature of reality and human condition to obsession with discovery, parenthood, grief, and coming of age issues. The plot starts slowly but then sucks you in. If you have a passing interest in paranormal subjects like NDE, it will be even more interesting.

The primary leads (Jason Isaacs and Brit Marling) are phenomenal. Jason Isaacs is one of the most underrated actors of the generation. (If today's Star Trek weren't run by talentless hacks, Captain Lorca could have been another Picard.) The secondary cast is pretty good too, with Scott Wilson, Ian Alexander, and Alice Krige being standouts.

The OA is simply a perfect TV series.

That said, Season 2 is not as good as S1. S2 has a pointless "Stranger Things" subplot (studio tampering?) and less insight into serious subjects that S1 so brilliantly tackled. Another gripe is HAP. He is no longer a complex flawed antagonist, whose mind we get to peek into when he discusses his feelings with another doctor. In S2, he is more or less a standard issue villain with a primitive motivation. S1 felt like fine poetry. S2 had more of a whodunit vibe.

Still, it's The OA, and the transition to Season 3 felt promising.
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1899 (2022)
8/10
Good but could be improved
22 November 2022
Warning: Spoilers
If Dark was about time travel, 1899 is all about consciousness and reality. Like others said, it is yet to reach the level of Dark, but then again, we've only seen one season.

It's unknown who's responsible for that, but the laser focus that Dark maintained on the main topic is not there. 1899 has too many distractions, especially with social issues, and the way the characters act doesn't necessarily match what you'd expect from XIX century Europeans. (Yes, I watched until the end, but still...)

Another gripe is the actual characters. They are all stereotypes defined by a traumatic event or a difficulty (one trauma per character) and nothing else. They are neither likeable nor lifelike unlike the characters in Dark.

The pace could also be a bit quicker. Only around Episode 4 things start to move. Only a couple more chapters later the theories and speculations on the nature of reality emerge.

The multilingual communication makes me wonder how they even talked to each other, but it's a pretty interesting idea. A tip: the default is the dubbed version, which makes less sense. Change it to the original track.

Still though, it's a solid mystery box series. Hope the creators manage to choreograph the events and tie everything together in a coherent way like they did with Dark.

Netflix people, please approve Season 2. If you guys can't afford it, how about selling the rights to someone who can?
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Russian Doll: Nowhen (2022)
Season 2, Episode 1
3/10
Some stories are not meant to be dragged along several seasons
13 July 2022
Season 1 was brilliant. It had a novel, well-defined concept, with a quirky New Yorker as a leading character, and a consistent plot. It was a story that had a satisfying and consistent ending, tying loose ends.

It must have been too tempting for Netflix not to try to make it into a franchise. Trouble is, when the story is over, it's not easy to come up with a sequel.

And so the scriptwriters came up with... something. No plot, no answers, no reasoning, a resolution that makes no sense; some of the subplots go nowhere. There is the same wise-cracking New Yorker (whose heritage got retconned to Hungarian), and Alan, who is there, but for no discernible reason. Apart from Natasha Lyonne, no reason to waste your time on this.

Folks in Netflix, when considering to extend a show, please start by looking at the script and not by talking to your CFO.
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Servant of the People (2015–2019)
8/10
Pretty good even without the historical context
3 April 2022
Watching the series while the war is raging in Ukraine and its lead is playing a larger than life role in tectonic real-world events is surreal. But the series is pretty good in its own right.

By now, everyone knows the premise: an honest high-school history teacher Vasyl Holoborodko becomes a president through a series of improbable events (at least, back then it would be deemed improbable...). He tries to get things done in a ridiculously corrupt system, despite the odds.

There are several aspects that set Servant of the People apart from numerous "outsider fixes the system" movies though. The makers are brave enough to avoid the usual "simple folks are saints" or "power corrupts" tropes. Many of these simple folk, when given a chance, steal as much (or more) than their predecessors. At one point, Holoborodko makes an impassionate speech about how the innocent and well-meaning children step by step turn into corrupt and indifferent "khokhols" littering and corrupting and sending their own children abroad because everything is already littered and corrupted.

(Speaking of which: the Netflix translation is, put it this way, sanitised. There are homophobic and nationalistic slurs used, even though in a context that is not necessarily homophobic or nationalistic.)

Holoborodko himself does not always win, and makes silly gaffes, sometimes with disastrous consequences. His decisions are not always wise, like assigning his less than bright childhood friend to become a foreign minister.

The rest of the presidential team is played by other members of Kvartal 95, the Monty Python-esque Ukrainian comedy troupe that was headed by Zelenskyy before his ascent to politics in real life. They are okayish but aren't that interesting except Yevhen Koshovy cast as a bumbling foreign minister.

Among the supporting cast, Stanislav Boklan as Yuriy Chuyko is a standout. He is very much a Ukrainian version of Sir Humphrey Appleby from Yes Minister / Yes Prime Minister, an experienced, cynical, and corrupt veteran of Ukrainian politics playing by corrupt rules.

The nameless three oligarchs are the weakest part. It's like Kvartal 95 spent 3 seconds thinking them through. They either eat super-high-fibre food, drink champagne, or play Monopoly. When they talk to their fixers and henchmen, it's always either while eating or playing Monopoly. It's like the super-rich are stuck in a weird Groundhog Day.

Interestingly enough, Russia is looming in the background but does not prominently feature in the series, even though it was already after Crimea and Donbas. (Apart from the famous "Putin Hublot" joke, the part when he yells "Putin got overthrown!" to gain attention, and the hilarious conversation with Ivan the Terrible.) The main beef of Holoborodko is with the corruption and the mentality perpetuating it, not with anyone else.

Common comedic tropes are there but executed well. There's a pretty good "Hangover"-inspired chapter, the mismatched couples like the minister of foreign affairs and his aide, and Holoborodko's own dysfunctional family.

The lack of knowledge about overseas kinda weirded me out (folks, masala chai is delicious, Indians comfortably deal with foreigners in their foreign terms, and not everyone is transgender in the Netherlands!), but these are very minor bits.

The underlying message is that the change is hard but not impossible. That there are, after all, principled and honest people who know what they're doing and try to get things done. And if Ukraine and Zelenskyy manage to pull through the hellish ordeal Ukraine is going through now, Sluga narodu will be one of the greatest stories ever told.

Slava Ukraini!
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The Sinner: Part I (2021)
Season 4, Episode 1
9/10
Nearly as good as season 1
5 February 2022
The makers of season 4 seem to have listened and brought back what was missing from season 3: the mystery being solved layer by layer, Harry's detective skills, the beautiful northeastern settings (this time, King-esque Maine), and great leads in the center of the mystery.

This time, it's not just "why-dunnit", but "why-dunn-what". Harry, being a witness himself, is not even sure what he saw, and recovering from the events of season 3 is not helping. Already retired, he is pushed to join the investigation because the local police simply lacks the skills to deal with serious crime. Sonya who is still with him (possibly the most annoying character from season 3), thankfully is barely there. So the focus is mostly on the mystery and the usual little town secrets.

Highly recommended.
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Archive 81 (2022)
10/10
Perfectly executed New York occult mystery
2 February 2022
Archive 81 is one of the top Netflix productions ever. If you liked Rosemary's Baby, Dark, or even (not supernatural) Sinner, you're going to love this one.

Archive 81 is deliberately slow-burn, but it still sucks you in. The world-building is executed piecemeal, without too many exposition dumps. The settings, 1990s NYC and present-time Upstate New York, are beautiful and atmospheric.

The cast is great, both Athie and Shihabi, as well as the supporting actors like veteran Martin Donovan and promising Ariana Neal.

The script avoids most tropes and manages to build a coherent mystery with many moving parts. The ending does leave a lot of open questions, but ties just the right number of loose ends.

Looking forward to Season 2.
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Doctor Sleep (2019)
6/10
Passable but flawed
17 January 2022
Warning: Spoilers
DOCTOR SLEEP is not a bad movie but no more than that. It has solid acting, fascinating Stephen King world-building, but dragged down by numerous plot holes.

The last act is contrived simply to go back to the hotel from THE SHINING, lazily tackle daddy issues, and come up with a pointless cameo of Jack Torrance who does... nothing really.

It literally begs for a PITCH MEETING treatment.

"Then they drive to the hotel." "Why?" "To lure Rose so that she will be eaten by the hungry ghosts." "Are these the same ghosts that Danny defeated as a child?" "Yes." "But if they are in Danny's mind now, why can't he just release them anywhere?" "So that the movie can happen." "That works. And then what?" "Then Danny walks around the hotel and meets his father, now as a ghost bartender." "Does his father attack him or help him?" "No, he is just a cameo." "And then?" "Then Rose arrives, and they trick her into the snowy maze inside Danny's mind." "Wouldn't she be asking herself why a teenage girl from New Hampshire traveled all the way to a ghost hotel in Colorado, and recognize another trap, after being trapped before and with all her decades or centuries of experience?" "Nah." "That works. And then?" "And then Rose attacks Danny, and eats his steam, and he unleashes the ghosts on her, and they eat her. Then the hotel possesses Danny, and Danny chases after Abra with an axe." "Would it be difficult for Abra to stop Danny from killing her?" "Actually, it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience. She just tells Mr. Hotel that Danny set up the boiler to explode." "So then Mr. Hotel rushes to the boiler room to stop it from exploding?" "Well, he goes there, then stares at it, and does nothing while the building burns down." "So all the ghosts are now dead?" "Well, sort of. Except we see one visiting Abra in her home."
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6/10
OK but the hype is too much
9 January 2022
It's another Marvel movie. If you're into that, great. Other than that, it did not stand out to me.

The "meta-joke" on the other reboots is an interesting idea but that's pretty much the only original part of it.

It's really just another Marvel superhero movie. Not horrible, but not outstanding either.
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Hellbound (2021– )
10/10
Clever, twisted, expertly executed with superb storytelling
29 November 2021
I have only a mild interest in K-dramas. My usual reservations are artificially extended running time, inconsistencies, and soap opera-like abundance of romance, usually because of the studio executives meddling.

Hellbound seems to have allowed Yeon Sang-ho (the director) run with his concept, and implement it just the way he wanted.

Hellbound is mesmerizing on several levels. It paints an unflattering picture how ideologies and organised religions rise to power, but also does not scrimp on action (mostly brutal and disturbing). People complaining about the slow pacing probably just wanted to see a horror flick about monsters. Hellbound is more than that, and the pacing is just right: enough to tell the story, but not long enough to bore the viewer.

The acting is great as expected, and the way the story is broken in two arcs, also works very well. The violence is over the top at times, but it does not detract from the story, and enhances it.

The twists are really unexpected, and so far, keep making sense. I do hope more will be explained in Season 2.
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9/10
Possibly the best Bond with Craig, or ever
24 October 2021
Warning: Spoilers
I wasn't eagerly awaiting the release; I do watch Bond movies, but only with mild interest. But No Time to Die is much better than an average Bond fare. Recognizing that the original, Cold War era character is overdue for retirement, No Time to Die is a proper military funeral for Bond (yes, it's a spoiler, too).

What I did not expect was the human side of Bond, someone who cares about his friends and partners, while remaining a tough guy (with visible wear and tear). The script manages to reconcile it with the usual Bond stuff.

Rami Malek is a great actor, although his villain is a bit too generic. Still, the opening is much more interesting and tense than yet another "blowing everyone up" Bond intro.

Funny enough, there are no "sleep with and forget" Bond girls, at all. Bond comes off as a gentleman and a professional with the characters of Ana de Armas and Lashana Lynch. The quips and the one-liners are there though, and they fit in well.

I don't care what Connery's fans say, but Craig's Bond is the best Bond, and No Time to Die is the perfect ending. Will there be life for Bond after that? Possibly after a reboot, but Craig will be a high bar to clear.
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Dune (2021)
8/10
Best adaptation so far, but some nuance is gone
19 September 2021
Dune is a spectacular movie, but I can't give it 10 having read the book.

The visuals are a gold standard. Villanueve is evolving as an artist, and if you imagine what the person who made Arrival and Blade Runner 2049 can do with a bigger budget and a bigger universe, you get Dune. Every single element of the Dune universe is faithful to the book and is beautifully realistic.

The cast is great, with Chalamet and Bautista being standouts. Glossu Rabban is given a bigger role than in the book, even though it's still minor, and Bautista does not disappoint.

The story: the universe of Dune is complex and the narrative is full of intersecting plot lines. Instead of blindly following the book, the adaptation is more focused and the expositions are not on the nose.

However, maybe it's inevitable with a big screen adaptation, but some important plot points were lost. For example, the revelation of Paul about their connection to the Harkonnens, or the more detailed explanation about the imperial politics and the great houses. The importance of the spice production and what it does is not highlighted. Instead of the tangled web and complex origin story, it's basically foreign invaders oppressing indigenous people to extract resources. We are shown the mentats, briefly, but they are basically advisers... and that's it. Where is the mention of the ban on the thinking machines?

The House of Corrino, the Spacing Guild, Feyd-Rautha are not shown. Hope they will be featured in Part 2.

I suppose that's one of Villanueve's strong points, the ability to focus. But I remember the book well, so it feels like parts are missing.
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3/10
Cringeworthy & embarassing
4 September 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Is it even possible to stuff so many cliches in one movie? Apparently yes.

Nobody's perfect, and Russian cinema has its own flaws. However, being derivative is not one of them. Being unoriginal or a copycat is usually beneath the Russian filmmakers. Guess times are changing.

Every single character is a cardboard stereotype. Every single twist is visible from miles away. Heck, they couldn't even design the main characters themselves. One is a psychotic carbon copy of Jesse Eisenberg's Mark Zuckerberg, another is Sharapov from 1970s "Mesto vstrechi izmenit' nel'zya", yet another is the iconic student Shurik. C'mon!

The plot is a Frankenstein monster stitched together from pieces of The Crow, Spanish Orígenes secretos, Joker, Fight Club, and some others. All much better movies than this one. The police station was straight from Last Action Hero (the imaginary one, that is). Grom's apartment and grocery habits lifted from Naked Gun's Frank Drebin.

The dialogue... basically, Tik Tok comment level. Some parts seem like they were translated from English word for word.

Blech. Yikes.
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Jungle Cruise (2021)
7/10
Ignore the critics, it's an OK movie
1 August 2021
I miss the 1980s simple, brainless entertainment. Jungle Cruise is just that: budget Indiana Jones mixed with Pirates of the Caribbean and a couple of twists along the way. Which is a good enough reason for me to see the movie.

It is not a masterpiece and it does not have to be.

Turn off your brain, relax, and enjoy the ride.
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3/10
Zombie B-movies must die
23 May 2021
"So, Zack Snyder, you have another derivative zombie movie for me?" "Yes sir, I do."

It feels like everything that was to be said or filmed about zombies was done already. With all the hype about Army of the Dead and Bautista, it's really a waste of time.

It's a zombie heist flick, adding more gore and shocking scenes. I was not expecting a masterpiece, but non-cardboard characters and plot that makes sense would help.

Other reviews already picked it apart, no sense doing it again. Let me just single out the good part: Dave Bautista. The dude can act, and here he has a lot less than in Guardians of the Galaxy to work with. I can't wait to see him in Dune.
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2/10
Unfunny inside joke at the expense of the audience
4 May 2021
Like many others, I really wanted to like it. I am also a fan of weird movies, whether they are mind-benders or just surreal. I tried, I really did. There was not much to like though.

There is a couple of actual jokes. One was almost funny. There is excessive gore, more disturbing than in an average horror movie. There is constant breaking of 4th wall, and not in a graceful way.

They brought top actors and gave them... nothing, really. They have slightly more lines than an extra in an average movie. Heck, Iggy Pop is used as an extra - why?

Ah but Tilda Swinton plays a character named Zelda Winston, Adam Driver has a Star Wars key chain, and Steve Buscemi (aka "Donnie" in "Big Lebowski") wears a MAGA-like hat (because... Donnie?). Bill Murray is cast against type, I guess: not the usual sarcastic and bitter self, but just a guy who simply does nothing. George Romero is mentioned and then his Dawn of the Dead is ripped off, but in a way that it's hard to care about what is actually happening.

The only bright spot is Tilda Swinton, who somehow got a slightly more meaningful role than the rest.

If not the big names involved, the entire movie would've been overlooked and forgotten upon release. Seriously, Mr. Jarmusch?
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Thunder Force (2021)
2/10
No superhero can save this
10 April 2021
Who greenlit this? And why would Netflix pay a cent to license it?

Fine, a slapstick comedy does not have to be consistent. It has to be funny though. This one isn't. It makes Ghostbusters 2016 look like a masterpiece.

McCarthy is a great actress and Spy is one of the best comedies ever made, but there is nothing she can do with this one.

Cardboard, stereotypical characters. Plot that makes little sense. I can't say there are "plot holes" because a "hole" means there are parts that actually work. Not here.

The stuff you see in the trailer are the highlights. There is a couple of chuckles and McCarthy doing her schtick does relieve the awkward feeling a bit, but the rest is a chore.

Hard pass.
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Errementari (2017)
8/10
Great dark fantasy period flick
5 April 2021
Excellent retelling of the Blacksmith and the Devil tale, with a Basque period setting. Think VVitch-like muddy, brutish world, but not as slow-burn, without the gloom, and with a bit of humour sprinkled in moderation.

The acting is superb (including the child actors), the settings feel authentic, and the special effects are decent.

The ending is still open. Hoping for a sequel! Solid 8/10.
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Mirage (2018)
9/10
Perfectly executed mind-bender
29 March 2021
One concept, a couple of twists, great acting, very focused script. Sounds deceptively simple, but it's difficult to execute.

Durante la tormenta manages to pull it perfectly. It is a simple to grasp story, with not too many twists, and everything else that takes to make a great, even if not too ambitious, movie.
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Alice (2020)
7/10
Wasted potential
21 March 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Just like many other reviewers, I was blown away by the first chapters and increasingly annoyed as the show progressed. If I were to rate the two parts separately, it would be 10 and 2.

The concept is brilliant: a child with a psychological disability, born of a time traveler, grows up to become a detective, and tries to solve the murder of his mother. It could have been a police procedural, an insight into mental illness or emotions, with a dash of action, sci fi, and drama.

The special effects are pretty good for a TV series, the action sequences are competent, and the cast is really talented (special thanks to the secondary cast members Lee Da-in, Kim Sang-ho, and criminally underused Hwang Seung-eon).

Sadly, Alice deteriorates into a hot mess because of an impossibly clumsy script and inconsistent world building. Many people go as far as calling Alice a rip-off of Dark (the German Netflix time travel series). I think it's taking it too far, but there are clear, ugh, "influences" in the second part.

I wouldn't mind that though if they were cleverly or even semi-competently executed. The way it worked out though, Alice is really a world without Winden. It seems the script writers were writing the script while trying to reenact the drinking sessions of Mr. Ko. Dark is a rare feat and it's hard to get close to its consistency, but c'mon!..

The key plot element is a tiny illustrated book that everyone was after - why? Because of a page saying that someone must kill someone else for the time travel to stop (and it was resolved differently after all)?

Some people travel to the past and interact with the younger copies of themselves, great. At least 4 characters though have carbon copy equivalents in 2020, as if they did not age a day after 30 years. Oh yeah, it's their doppelgangers, right? With the same names, relatives, and occupations, that is. And if I could accept Mr. Ko and his wife, as well as Prof. Seok with his inconsistent glass-wearing habits, what's with Tae-yi herself? Did both copies invented time travel? Oh wait, it wasn't a straight "invention", it was Jin-gyeom who traveled first, because the future Prof. Seok said "do you think it only took 30 years to invent?" and then in a different sentence said that he was a colleague of 2050 Tae-yi, who was in her 30s when she traveled to 1992. The same Tae-yi, already under her assumed name in 2010, acknowledged to the 2020 Tae-yi that it was her in 1992. So, wait, if it was the same person, she was what, in her 60s in 2050 when she became pregnant?

Prof. Seok is a funny guy, overall. In one sentence he says that it doesn't matter what one does in the past and it won't impact the future, in the next that if he goes to the past and warns past self, the past self will be able to avoid injury and benefit his current self. So which one is it, professor?

That is a major sticking point, actually. The Alice executives first were sticking with the mantra of "these are separate timelines". That, however, changed towards the end, when everything started influencing everything else, culminating in the ending that ran counter to what was established in the first chapters.

And, no copy of Dark will be incomplete without the iconic "Ich bin du". If the absurdity wasn't enough, the old evil Jin-gyeom brought a XIX century pistol to a gun fight with futuristic 2050 guns. Was he collaborating with Jonas / Adam in 1899?

The glasses of Prof. Seok (needs glasses to read, can hit a target with a pistol in the dark). The hair of Mr. Ko (full black in 2014, completely bald in 2020). The evil ("dark universe"?) Jin-gyeom subplot whose personality first merged and then didn't merge with the Jin-gyeom-prime. The extraordinary amount of time it took Tae-yi to figure out that she looked EXACTLY like Jin-gyeom's mother after she was told that she looked like Jin-gyeom's mother. The repeated failure to share important pieces of information after umpteenth deadly attack by assailants from the future.

And the ending, oh the ending. 2050 Tae-yi lives on; her son grows to become an architect. Somehow, he does not recognize 2020 Tae-yi - who, you know, looks EXACTLY like his mother, presumably alive? Do-yeon does not know him either; because, of course, who'd remember a classmate you thought was responsible for the death of your best friend, and who you were close friends with later?

I could go on and on, but you get the idea.

I understand that the plot may not be enough to last for the duration of the series they planned, but I wish the scriptwriters focused on the bits they did well. Like the "slice of life", the comedy, the action sequences. Really a shame.
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