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Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (2021)
Waste of time
Why is the rating so high????? As soon as I heard they was doing a sequel, I was so excited. Oh wow, how disappointing... What an actual waste of time! Some of the best celebrities in a movie and you couldn't come up with something better? Pointless music on every scene, the acting was shocking, the movie was dryer than dust and the writing was very poor and lazy. Could just tell you came up with an idea and ran with it. A rare few giggles but it wasn't worth the hour and forty minutes I painfully sat through. I honestly felt like the directors walked away and said do whatever you want. The only reason I watched until the end was in hope that it got better... It didn't.
Deep Web (2015)
Negative 5 stars would rather gouge eyes out!!!!
So I haven't wrote a review yet but this movie this movie needed a review! I felt it my moral responsibility to warn others of the pain watching this move will inflict on there soul!! I love movies every type I'm a movie nut, I also enjoy found footage movies I've seen good ones and BAD ones but this wow!! So I've never been so bored in all of my life there is no effort in this movie what so ever no real story nothing compelling just nothing!! A guy roams round with a camera and sets out to bore you to tears with such a monotone voice no acting experience what so ever and the charisma of a rotting grape the main guy is just sooooo dull!! How this film rates a 7 is beyond me! No story no plot no entertainment just nothing I would rather watch 2 hours of static would be ten times more entertaining!! I'm not going to do a full review with details I'm just going to warn everyone AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!!!! If I could put minus I would've! Run for the hills save yourself. Director man go back to directing school learn some stuff and don't return untill you can capture and captivate your audience. Don't belive your reviews awful awful awful! On a plus note if you need to go to sleep fast this is the movie for you however you may go to sleep depressed! 😝