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Dreamkatcher (2020)
Zero scares, zero stars
Their attempts at scaring you were to have a child standing behind the fridge door, or to hold a knife above the step mother's head, horrible acting of glass in the character's mouth when drinking, and other forgettable cheap scares and countless plot holes. Kept hoping for it to get better, but it continued to decline. Wouldn't waste my time watching this ever again.
A Wrinkle in Time (2018)
First movie review I've ever had to write
This movie is like watching a snail give birth. The kid actors sucked, even the well known actors bored me to death. Seriously knocked them all down several notches in my mind. The story literally made no sense. They jump from random place to random place without any explanation and fight a dark blob with "love." Pure stupidity. You can't understand a thing they're talking about or what's going on. 100% of the movie was confusing and a complete waste of time. Honestly angered me by how much of my time it wasted. Never in my life have I hated a movie enough to take the time to write a review, and this is coming from a movie goer that's seen that other horrible movie known as Lovely Bones. Literally hate the fact that this movie has wasted space in my brain.