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Crime Scene: The Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel (2021)
For the YT f tard gen
I reallly had to know,,
I did some research about a movie....
Its a horror movie , in the movie the little girl is wearing a red jacket , creepy......
Faaaaaarrrrrrkkkk
The absolute moron cut scenes defy ..........arrrrghhhhhh
I "LITERALLY" want to round up, and stuff these goons in the tank. After the producers.
Absolute garbola
Criminal Justice (2008)
Pffffffffft Was hoping he'd of got stuck
Buuuuuuullllllllshhhhhhhit,,,draggggggssss on and on,
The little weasle is suuuuch a wuss.Its unbearable.You are hoping for the worst to happen to him the whole time. Drivvvvel
West (2007)
Fully sick mate
Pharken oath mate, pack us a billy,
Goes hard, like my skyline.
The mincers in the comments can f off
Icarus (2017)
Everybody's on steroids-Nate
If you don't know, all professional athletes are on peds, you are probably an guilable ,mouthbreathing, toe rogaine fan boi. Its over manlets. Let it go
Black Mountain Side (2014)
Better than you think
Starts tentatively , get's good. Finishes strong. One of the better finishes I've seen in a while , which is rare.
Good date night movie.
I'll give it 5 bags of popcorn, and throw in 2 sodas and one bear claw , cause thats how much this movie means to me
The Jackal (1997)
God loves a Chain Smoker
Who doesnt love a chain smoker?
Ole scar face cold war loves a durrie or four .As has been noted , Bwuce plays a gay man vwery convinsingly , exciting.
Jack black gets his arm blown off ,thats the highlight.
To sir with love ,,,jeeez thats got to be retro banned. Not enough squinting from Dicky Gere for my liking ,,,I like a good shake of the head ,exhale and long squinty walk across the room ,and I just cant get enough american jig .
I learnt something though
Bullet in liver 20min.
And declane cant protect his women !
Dicky Gere should use swarzcopff.
I do. Well , I've watched this bout 4-5 timez , mainly to see bwuce fire his big gay gun all over bum-jack black's back.... But I never finish it.
I recommend this movie. Good date night movie. Enjoy
Bwuce looks good as a blonde
Wounds (2019)
Outstanding Noire
I pitty the fool that cant get into this future classic.
The numerous 1 scorez should be a good indication.
Something in the water in new orlean after kat hit town.
Lots a pcp and crack floating down river. Good flick .
Date night movie
Galveston (2018)
Ben Foster is the Goods
You lose hope of much coming out in a sea of super hero cgi animated video game cut scene garbage.
Great flick , under rated on here. Ben Foster is always memorable ,and he kicks arse in this.
Well cast , good pacing ,tense .A solid film ,deserves at least 8.
Will keep you glued .
Pimped (2018)
Dude Pulls a Houdini , punished
The party looked ace , somewhere in mosman , lots of skiers going at it. Dude picks up a shagger ,and pulls the ole Houndini ,,,,only problem is his wingman is a gronk ,the chick flips out and domes him with a taylor made .
Hilarity ensues ,,, evidently she likes to party way too much and is pretty schizo ,,, there's a lessen in there kiddies ,,,
Lots of fun.
John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019)
Video Game for Cheetoes
Video game for cheetoe fingered millennials.
Better off going back to a time when people cared about developement.
Action with pacing , casting , an acrc and a score. First Blood.
This is a montage of video game cut scene chorey , noiesy and repetitive.
Cheese fingers enjoy. Embrace your cheesiness
Side Effects (2013)
Satisfying
Jude is pretty good at attaching himself to successful projects.
The actress that plays his wife in this is the delicious Domino from Eyes Wide Shut.
Dead set glamour. Zeta is very tasty ,she's a real pro. In a sea of netflix bondi cigars this is one of those hidden winners.
You're welcome
Sunday in the Country (1974)
Should have tied up the Chick
The chick needs some discipline. I'm sure a few hours shackelled in the cellar would do wonders for her disspisition
The Equalizer 2 (2018)
Kicks Wicks Arse
Sequils suck..This one doesn't.Denzil is the superior action hero.
The morality speil with the kid is awrsome...Puts crap like Get Out to shame..
Original photography and action at the end..Good quality
10 DG's
Cargo (2017)
Gag Ball Heaven
More gag ball than you can poke a stick at...She'ls a natural...
A bed pan scene ?? Heaven...
The over dubbing on par with early Jackie Chan and dare I say it ,Bruce Lee..
Strap yourself in ...don't forget the cleanex
You Get Me (2017)
Gangers gone wild !!!!
Former train gaurd,junior teen ganger of the year,pretend she gives a rats that her effeminate emotional bf (no sex) nailed the richest ,hottest ,new ally cat ,in town.
Said wussbag runs back to "reformed" pipe fitter gf ,,,
Waaaaaaaa please take me back...
And passes up the creative,insanely wealthy,hotter,better ,probably less STDs new untarnished version.
This guy is the villian.
He is an abomination to mankind.men.
Millennial wuss.
Skip to 1hr 1min to see "former" NY tunnel pretend to act like she cares, that her no william bf actually slept with someone....like she has really ,at 17 ,given up her natural teen ganger instincts.All the while cuckholding her poor wissy fem bf...bahahagha
What sicko man hater wrote this?
Zero out of ten DG"s.
That dude sucks
The Game (1997)
How many times have a watched this
At least 6 I rekon,,
Once every couple of years at least.
If you haven't watched it ,,,no brainer.
MD was born for these roles...I guess he's been or chose to be typcast a bit..
Sean Penn ,,,short and sweet...good performance. The best part about the game is your first time. I wish I could go back
10 out of 10 DG's
Taking Lives (2004)
Take a Dump
Why does sexy box head always have her mouth ajar ?
Her gob is 96% always open....
What if flys or moths go in her precious pie hole?
Angelica Jolly
The box that sold a billion f tarded botched up minging duck pouts...
Why why why???
And as for Jaun olivera cortez marinez's obnoxious drawl of an accent,,,
F off...
What else,,,
I could go on but it sucked,,,
The life out of me,,,,
Go for it Flex ,,knock ypurself out ,,its date night,,,
Zero DG"s
The Girl on the Train (2016)
Emily Blunt is brilliant
Stella performance by the whole cast.
Very enjoyable....For sure give it a crack.Sometimes netflix has a few unturned stones that are jems.
Blunt is always good.
She blew me away in this one.
Well written ,great pace
Tight film
Shot Caller (2017)
Nikolaj is a Killer
I don't know about you,but I'm the shot caller in my house.
Grow a pair
Call the shots
Oblivion (2013)
Joe Raogaine Loves Sally
Toe Rogaine wants to live with Sally.
Can somebody digitize and upload the mouth breather ?
The Lazarus Effect (2015)
Reminds me of my ex girlfriend
Lazy demonic corpse.
Reggie the incel should have "made her feel normal".But to be fare,they're never satisfied.
Deep Impact (1998)
What I give the ladiez ,,DEEP IMPACT
If the tsunaimi waahed illijah and his stupid teeth away ,I'd have given it 2.
"WAIT WAIT"
Typical woman
Screw the human race
We'll wait love, relax....
As pointed out,,the score was nearly as bad as the
Pppsshhhhh
Whatever
Knock yourself out Flex,,its date night
The Nun (2018)
Drier Than a Nuns Clam
Who doesn"t love an angry nun?
Get some holy spirit into you
Get some nun up ya bum
Heat (1995)
STOP TALKING SLICK
If you haven't seen this 20 times
And gave it 10 in the reviews
Piss off
You are not worth my time pal.
Chicks get a pass
10 out of 10 DG's
What Happened to Monday (2017)
7 Noomis ??!! I'm In xxxx
What a riot. 7 Nooms for the price of one. Mmmm mmmmm. Spoiler
Monday likes it rough
And thursday loves some minging ,
Too much fun
For when one Noomi isnt enough
Ten out of ten DG's