brytanw Reviews

Dancing Ninja (2010)

a god awful movie

[1/10 · 9 March 2020]

I genuinely never wanna see anything again after this i need bleach for my eyeballs

The Dark Pictures: Man of Medan (2019 Video Game)

i can't believe this game has almost 7 stars

[1/10 · 15 September 2019]

An absolute mess of a game. they just introduce all this mystery and then none of it is explained. none of the decisions matter to how people die. it's all just quick time event deaths. and they game is so glitchy that sometime you just miss because of lag between scenes. i'm baffled that this was ever even released. i didn't even care about the characters at all. they didn't even sound like humans when they talked

Shrek (2001)

10/10

[10/10 · 20 August 2019]

How dare you triflin a** b**** give this master piece a 7.8/10 rating. if you give this anything less than 9 stars, we can fight in the taco bell parking lot

God of War (2018 Video Game)

Pure art. Absolutely astonishing game

[10/10 · 6 January 2019]

The story of this game tells one of a relationship between father and son. The way the story and struggles of this duo is beautifully told. Everything comes together perfectly. This game was constantly throwing me through a loop, keeping my attention at every turn. The cinematic way this tale is told is just brilliant. Camera work flowed perfectly with cut scenes. The concept of no loading scenes and making it all look like one camera was following around is masterfully done. Words can't begin to describe how truly amazing the graphic and art work is. If you're looking for a game filled with action, suspense, humor, and an amazing story; then this game is perfect for you!