Movie Makers Who Should Not Be Allowed To Make Anymore Movies!
by StantonDrew | created - 20 Jul 2018 | updated - 1 month ago | PublicTitle says it all
1. Zack Snyder
Director | 300
Zachary Edward "Zack" Snyder (born March 1, 1966) is an American film director, film producer, and screenwriter, best known for action and science fiction films. Snyder made his feature film debut with the 2004 remake Dawn of the Dead and has gone on to be known for his comic book movies and ...
The Prince of Shit. Why are DC movies all crap? (apart from being about men in tights) - Zack Snyder
Update: Rebel Moon. Who the hell keeps giving this idiot of a director money?
Saving grace: once directed a Morrissey video
2. Olivier Megaton
Director | Transporter 3
Olivier Megaton was born on August 6, 1965 in Versailles, Seine-et-Oise [now Yvelines], France. He is a director and writer, known for Transporter 3 (2008), Taken 3 (2014) and Colombiana (2011).
Purveyor of the direct to DVD action film. At least some of them are fun I guess. One of the better entries on this list
Saving grace: Colombiana
3. McG
Director | Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
McG was born on August 9, 1968 in Kalamazoo, Michigan, USA. He is a producer and director, known for Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003), Terminator Salvation (2009) and The Babysitter: Killer Queen (2020).
He calls himself McG. That's all we need to know
Saving grace (barely): 3 Days to Kill
4. Paul Feig
Producer | Freaks and Geeks
Paul Feig is an American film director and writer who is known for creating Freaks and Geeks and directing Bridesmaids, The Heat, Spy and A Simple Favor. He is known for directing films starring frequent collaborator Melissa McCarthy. He also directed the highly controversial 2016 reboot of ...
Ghostbusters? Franchise busters more like. And he keeps giving Melissa McCarthy employment
Saving grace: he directed one episode of 30 Rock & a few of Arrested Development (years ago)
5. Michael Bay
Producer | Armageddon
A graduate of Wesleyan University, Michael Bay spent his 20s working on advertisements and music videos. His first projects after film school were in the music video business. He created music videos for Tina Turner, Meat Loaf, Lionel Richie, Wilson Phillips, Donny Osmond and Divinyls. His work won...
The undisputed King of Shit
Saving grace: The Rock (and exec producing Black Sails)
6. Judd Apatow
Producer | Girls
Judd Apatow is an American film director, screenwriter, producer and comedian. He directed The 40-Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, This is 40, Funny People, Trainwreck and The King of Staten Island. He also developed the television shows Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, Girls, Love and Crashing. He is ...
I want to punch him in his smug face. Has his grubby little fingers on seemingly every 'comedy' produced in the last 10 years.
Saving grace: consultant-producer on The Larry Sanders Show. Producer of Anchorman
7. Raja Gosnell
Director | Big Momma's House
Raja Gosnell started his film career as an assistant editor in the late 1970s. His first credit as a film's main editor was the romantic comedy "The Lonely Guy" (1984), for director Arthur Hiller. During the 1980s, Gosnell served as editor in films directed by Tom Laughlin, David Worth, Bob Dahlin,...
Smurfs, Scooby-Doo, Big Momma's House, Home Alone 3. Movies for morons.
Saving grace: None. Zero. Even the films on which he was editor are shit
8. Steven Brill
Producer | Adam Sandler: 100% Fresh
A native of Utica, New York, Steven Brill studied film, theater and acting at Boston University. It was there that he became a student of acclaimed, Nobel Prize winning poet and playwright, Derek Walcott. Brill became a part of Mr. Walcott's first theater group in Boston, Playwright's Theater, ...
Regular Sandler fraudster
Saving grace: His very first credit - an unnamed extra in Sex, Lies & Videotape
9. Dennis Dugan
Actor | Happy Gilmore
Dennis Barton Dugan is an American film director, actor, comedian and screenwriter from Wheaton, Illinois who directed several films featuring Adam Sandler including Happy Gilmore, Big Daddy, Jack & Jill, Grown Ups, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry and You Don't Mess With the Zohan. He also ...
Another Sandler fraudster
Saving grace: directed some NYPD Blue and an episode of Hunter
10. Jason Friedberg
Writer | Disaster Movie
Jason Friedberg was born on January 16, 1970 in Newark, New Jersey, USA. He is a writer and director, known for Disaster Movie (2008), Epic Movie (2007) and Meet the Spartans (2008).
Lazy ass film maker who 'spoofs' other much better movies
Saving grace: Absolutely nothing
11. Aaron Seltzer
Writer | Disaster Movie
Aaron Seltzer was born on January 12, 1974 in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada. He is a writer and director, known for Disaster Movie (2008), Date Movie (2006) and Epic Movie (2007).
Collaborator of the above
Saving grace: Nada
12. Dinesh D'Souza
Writer | Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party
Dinesh D'Souza was born on April 25, 1961 in Bombay, Maharashtra, India. He is a writer and director, known for Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party (2016), America: Imagine the World Without Her (2014) and Death of a Nation (2018). He has been married to Debbie D'Souza ...
Peddler of lies. All round despicable human being.
Saving grace: You kidding me? His death (if soon and painful) may go some way to righting the wrongs he has committed
13. Tom Six
Director | The Human Centipede (First Sequence)
Tom Six was born on August 29, 1973 in Alkmaar, Noord-Holland, Netherlands. He is a director and writer, known for The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009), The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence) (2015) and The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) (2011).
In a just world he would meet his end in the manner of one of his 'films'
Saving grace: None. He's a mass of vomitous bile
14. Steve Carr
Director | Movie 43
Steve Carr is known for Movie 43 (2013), Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009) and Daddy Day Care (2003).
Yet another Sandler crony and fraudster
Saving grace: his segment in Movie 43 seems to have killed his theatrical movie career
15. Nicolas Winding Refn
Writer | The Neon Demon
Writer, director, and producer Nicolas Winding Refn was born in Copenhagen, Denmark, in 1970, to Anders Refn, a film director and editor, and Vibeke Winding (née Tuxen), a cinematographer. Just before he turned 11, in 1981, he moved to New York with his parents, where he lived out his teen years. ...
In the dictionary under 'Pompous Ass'
Save grace: some people would say Drive. I do not as it is pretentious shit.
16. Mark Duplass
Actor | Safety Not Guaranteed
Mark Duplass was born on December 7, 1976 in New Orleans, Louisiana, USA. He is an actor and producer, known for Safety Not Guaranteed (2012), Creep (2014) and The One I Love (2014). He has been married to Katie Aselton since August 26, 2006. They have two children.
Responsible for Jeff Who Lives At Home
Saving grace: had a tiny acting role in Zero Dark Thirty
17. Jay Duplass
Actor | Industry
Jay Duplass, along with his brother, Mark Duplass, first made a name for himself writing and directing several award-winning short films. His first feature film was the Sundance 2005 breakout hit "The Puffy Chair," which went on to win the Audience Award at SXSW and receive two Independent Spirit ...
see above
Saving grace: None. Not even a tiny acting role to save him
18. J.J. Abrams
Producer | Lost
Jeffrey Jacob Abrams was born in New York City and raised in Los Angeles, the son of TV producer parents. At 15, he wrote the music for Don Dohler's Nightbeast (1982). In his senior year of college, he and Jill Mazursky teamed up to write a feature film, which became Taking Care of Business (1990)....
One Trick Pony with his stupid 'Mystery Box' (aka 'I'm not as clever as I think I am'). Ruined Star Wars AND Star Trek. Please stop before you ruin any other beloved movie series.
Saving grace: exec producer of Westworld & Fringe
19. Frank Coraci
Director | The Wedding Singer
Frank Coraci is an American film Director, Writer and Actor best know for his work with Adam Sandler.
Coraci was born in Shirley, New York on Long Island. Coraci graduated from New York University's Tisch School of the Arts in 1988 with a bachelor's degree in Film. He has directed a number of ...
Christ, ANOTHER Sandler fraudster. How many of these fricking hacks are there?!
Saving grace: Nope, not a single thing
20. Michael Tiddes
Director | Half Baked: Totally High
Michael Tiddes stands out in the film industry as an accomplished filmmaker, renowned for his innovative and versatile contributions across directing, screenwriting, editing, and producing. With a keen eye for both comedy and action, Michael's creative vision consistently breaks new ground in ...
Director of crap (i.e. all) Wayans' movies
Saving grace: Zip
21. Andy Fickman
Director | Race to Witch Mountain
Andy Fickman was born in Midland, Texas, USA. He is a producer and director, known for Race to Witch Mountain (2009), Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015) and You Again (2010).
To his credit he did not direct Paul Blart Mall Cop. He directed Paul Blart Mall Cop 2, for which he will burn in hell
Saving grace: After nearly 40 directing or producer credits? Nothing.
22. Peter Farrelly
Producer | Green Book
Peter Farrelly was born on December 17, 1956 in Phoenixville, Pennsylvania, USA. He is a producer and writer, known for Green Book (2018), There's Something About Mary (1998) and Dumb and Dumber (1994). He has been married to Melinda Farrelly since December 31, 1996. They have two children.
Movie 43. A candidate for one of the worst movies ever. Plus a whole slew of lowest common denominator 'comedies'
Saving grace: Almost said 'Fever Pitch' until I realised it was neither the Colin Firth nor the John Cusack movie. Reluctantly have to acknowledge Dumb & Dumber although it did pave the way to the river of shit that followed. EDIT: Now an Oscar winner, Lol
23. Brett Ratner
Director | Red Dragon
Brett Ratner is one of Hollywood's most successful filmmakers. His diverse films resonate with audiences worldwide and, as director, his films have grossed over $2 billion at the global box office. Brett began his career directing music videos before making his feature directorial debut at 26 years...
Inflicted on us Rush Hour 1 & 2, the worst X-Men movie and Tower Heist. Better hit rate as a producer to be fair. Serious allegations of misconduct do not help his reputation.
Saving grace: masturbating in his trailer in front of an actress? No, exec producing The Revenant
24. Damon Lindelof
Producer | Lost
Damon Lindelof was born on April 24, 1973 in Teaneck, New Jersey, USA. He is a producer and writer, known for Lost (2004), The Leftovers (2014) and Watchmen (2019). He has been married to Heidi Fugeman since May 28, 2005. They have one child.
Terrible, terrible writer. Total hack & regular conspirator with "mystery box" JJ Abrams. Let me present the case against:
1) His "revisions" to the original script of 'Prometheus' completely ruined the story.
2) His script for 'Star Trek Into Darkness' was dumb as a box of rocks and totally unfitting for a Star Trek movie.
3) 'Cowboys & Aliens' and 'Tomorrowland' could both have been interesting original ideas, but again, he manages to simultaneously dumb down and overly complicate any script he works on.
4) And let's not even talk about the utter sham that was "not making it up as we go along, honest" Lost
Saving grace: Was once the story editor on a few episodes of Nash Bridges. Yep, he's that bad.
25. Otto Bathurst
Director | Robin Hood
Otto Bathurst was born in June 1971 in Hammersmith, London, England, UK. He is a director and producer, known for Robin Hood (2018), Peaky Blinders (2013) and Black Mirror (2011).
Robin Hood (2018) - a movie not so much directed as shat out.
Wouldn't be at all surprised if he never gets to direct a second movie as a result of this turd.
Saving grace: has a good record as a tv director - should stick to shorter form storytelling.... As evidenced six years on with episodes of Halo
26. David G. Evans
Director | Indivisible
A native of Bentonville, Arkansas, David Evans began shooting homemade films at age 12 with his brother on their parents' Super-8 camera. David attended Southwest Baptist University in Bolivar, Missouri, where he produced large-scale annual events and productions. After graduating from Southern ...
27. Harold Cronk
Director | God's Not Dead
Harold Cronk is known for God's Not Dead (2014), The Adventures of Mickey Matson and the Copperhead Treasure (2012) and War Prayer (2006).
28. Brad Peyton
Producer | Daybreak
Brad Peyton was born on May 27, 1978 in Gander, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada. He is a producer and writer, known for Daybreak (2019), Rampage (2018) and San Andreas (2015).
29. Chuck Konzelman
Writer | God's Not Dead
Chuck Konzelman was born in 1960 in Wayne, New Jersey, USA. He is a writer and producer, known for God's Not Dead (2014), God's Not Dead 2 (2016) and Do You Believe? (2015).
A liar & hate monger.
30. Alex Kurtzman
Producer | Sleepy Hollow
Alex Kurtzman is an American filmmaker and screenwriter. He directed People Like Us and the panned 2017 reboot The Mummy starring Tom Cruise and Sofia Boutella. He wrote Transformers 1 and 2, The Amazing Spider-Man 2, Star Trek, The Island and Cowboys & Aliens. He also created the TV show Fringe.
Transformers, The Mummy, new Star Trek, The Island. Rivals Lindelof in the bad writing stakes.
31. James Wan
Writer | Saw
James Wan (born 26 February 1977) is an Australian film producer, screenwriter and film director of Malaysian Chinese descent. He is widely known for directing the horror film Saw (2004) and creating Billy the puppet. Wan has also directed Dead Silence (2007), Death Sentence (2007), Insidious (2010)...
Maker of many pointless and interchangeable horror movies. And Aquaman. Laughably bad director
32. Josh Trank
Writer | Fantastic Four
Joshua Trank is an American filmmaker and screenwriter. He got his big break by directing the found footage superhero film Chronicle for 20th Century Fox in 2012. He was later hired to direct Fant4stic, an ill-fated reboot to the Tim Story Fantastic Four film series of the 2000s starring Miles ...
Prime example of a 'one hit wonder'
33. Paul W.S. Anderson
Writer | Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Paul W.S. Anderson gained a fair bit of notoriety in his native England when he directed the ultra-violent Shopping (1994) (which he also wrote), starring Jude Law and Sean Pertwee in a story about thieves who steal by ramming a car into storefronts. The film was banned in some cinemas in England, ...
Maker of movies that look like shit video games
34. Navot Papushado
Writer | Mi mefakhed mehaze'ev hara
Navot Papushado was born on March 4, 1980 in Israel. He is a writer and director, known for Big Bad Wolves (2013), Gunpowder Milkshake (2021) and Rabies (2010).
Despite being a 40 something has the same vision of 'cool' as a 12 year old boy.
35. Colin Trevorrow
Producer | Safety Not Guaranteed
Born in San Francisco and raised in Oakland, Colin Trevorrow started making short films when he was 12 years old. He studied film and dramatic writing at New York University. After graduation, he wrote and directed "Home Base" a digital short that became one of the early viral successes on the ...
Destroyer of Worlds (Jurassic)
36. Timur Bekmambetov
Director | Nochnoy dozor
Timur Bekmambetov is a Kazakh-Russian film director known for vampire franchise Night Watch (2004) and Day Watch (2006).
He was born Timur Nuruakhitovich Bekmambetov on June 25, 1961, in Guryev, Soviet Union (now Atyrau, Kazakhstan). His father, Nuruakhit Bekmambetov, is a manager at Guryev Energy ...
Wanted - possibly the dumbest movie ever. No wait, maybe that's Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. Unsurprisingly, he's not directed a movie of note since.
37. David Gordon Green
Producer | Halloween Kills
David Gordon Green was born on April 9, 1975 in Little Rock, Arkansas, USA. He is a producer and director, known for Halloween Kills (2021), Halloween (2018) and Prince Avalanche (2013).
Some people should just stick to TV. Green is one of those people.
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