Horror movies we've seen together

The one where his mother does the killing and Jason doesn't appear untill the last minute, but still manages to upstage her. Also the one where Kevin Bacon is in. #2/10 movies

The one where Ned is Ted, Ginny is a boss and Jason cockblocks a guy in a wheelchair. Also a girl goes jogging in a turtleneck sweater that doesn't cover her boobs. #1/10 movies

The one where everybody goes to that stupid barn, gangmembers wear bandanas around their arms and Jason finds his mask. #4/10 movies

The one where there are confusing naked twins, Tommy needs to get a life, and another Ted appears. SPOILER: Not really the final chapter. #3/10 movies

The one where Jason didn't even bother to show up at all, making Reggie the star of the movie and Tommy appears to be turning into a ugly psycho man. #7/10 movies.

The one where a suddenly hot Tommy accidentally wakes Jason up from his grave and then gives him a new grave, like the good boy he is. #5/10 movies.

The one where a paranormal girl accidentally wakes Jason from his lake grave and then kills him three times. In the meantime a surprise party is lame and an ugly girl attempts and fails to get cute. #8/10 movies.

The one where Jason doesn't really take Manhattan, but goes to Vancouver by boat from a lake in New Jersey. Actually Jason just spends a lot of time on a boat and a really clever dogg finds its owners. #10/10 movies.

Jason doesn't really go to hell, suddenly has a sister and family. His fathers name might be Elmo and Django is the hero, but is also into SM. Also Jason tries to french a kiss man and a baby with a snake in his mouth. #6/10 movies.

Jason in 2455, with a better mask (that doesn't match his crocs anymore), kills men in turtleneck sweaters and girls in not much clothing. Manages to land in Lake Cystral from space, like a boss. Even Manfredini couldn't save this one. #9/10 movies.

Johnny Depp can't stay awake for 15 minutes, a wild mug appears, Freddy has some great punchlines, fingers someone in a bathtub. Nancy gets a stroke of gray hair out of nowhere, her mother is a drunk and a psycho murderer oopsie whoopsie, places bars on Nancy's windows. In the end Freddy is an insecure little girl and morphs into a taxi.

Elm street is apparently on a desert, Freddy is a busdriver, and in search of a body because he is (like Jason) a worm/snake, and posesses parakeets because YOLO BAYLIFE. Guys can't do pushups, their coach is in a gayclub because why not, and gets tied with jumpropes and is spanked by a towel. The pool is boiling, Jesse frenchkisses a girl's boobs with a snake, then decides to be gay. They all end up in a boilerroom where there is a freddy shell on Jesse, Girl french kisses freddy, he doesn't like it and dies. Everybody back to desert on Elm Street, humanity ends.

George Clooney is in a wheelchair and thinks he is wizard master, Mulletguy is useless, Freddy is a TV, a hot nurse, a guy in a nice suit, a puppet, a snake, and a tap on a sink. Nancy, aged 20, is a psychiatrist, some guy wants to bang her and sees imaginary nun, who thinks Freddy is conceived by 100 guys (?! THE *beep* LOGIC). Laurence Fishbourne is skinny, Freddy likes to say 'bitch' a lot and is defeated by holy water in a car dump.

Kristen suddenly looks totally different, her Friend Sheila is fugly and even wants to make out with Freddy because DESPERATE, Kidaids names his dogg after JASON DERULO, someone dies in waterbed, in a fire, by a french kiss of Freddy and by turning into a roach. Some loner goes to the movies alone and kills Freddy because he doesn't like THE MAN IN THE MIRROR. Recommended to watch with French subtitles and alcohol.

Alice should get an abortion (Jacob) , Amanda Krueger should have done that too. Someone turns into a motorcycle, a cartoonfigure and a piece of paper (Freddy is Super Freddy) and Alice's teenage friend is also a doctor /surgeon/nurse and her dad is an alcoholic. Freddy spends time in a womb and a colon and works part-time as a waiter and helps to prevent anorexia. Finally Freddy is defeated in an Escher painting by the XFACTOR.

Johnny Depp is Oprah, someone drowns in a giant map, nobody can act. Nobody even TRIES to act. Black guy is only used to explain backstory, FREDDY IS A GINGER WTF, also likes to play videogames. Special effects are very special, best moment is when a hearingaid turns into a crab. Also Freddy had three spermcells in his brain who talk to him, IT'S NOT HIS FAULT *matt damon cry*.

Freddy is real and likes phonesex, guy has a job that takes 6 hours to drive,the tunnel to freddy's world is in a little boys bed cause pedophelia, freddy's world is a Turkish Hamman with snakes. Heather is a useless mother, traffic in LA is magical, avoids hit with little boy and Heather 63738292020 times.

JASON JASON JASON JASON JASON JASON JASON JASON JASON <3

Kelly Rowland is there as well, cause Freddy likes Black Meat.

SILVER SHAMROCK. Someone ruins the sheets by drying herself of with it. Curfew is not really a curfew cause all the shops are still open.

Girl picks out a really lame halloween clown costume, deserves to get punished for that. Suddenly has friends. Attacks her stepmother in a bath because yolo

PAUL RUDD WEARS EYELINER. 7 month old baby is born, little boy has TERRIBLE eyebrows, one woman is especially asexual, Gerard Depardieu is killed by a laundry machine, doctor WIN featuring Druid cult, also Grandma is creepy and has a manly voice. Michael's haircut is especially AWFUL in this one.

OOPSIE WHOOPSIE LAURIE IS STILL ALIVE, doesn't remember her daughter, but has a hot son. Destiny's Child member Michelle Williams is present, as well as her TERRIBLE eyebrows. Food elevator is crucial. Why does everybody have time for candles?? Tables everywhere as well. Not one lady loves Cool J, but still survives being killed. Michael is decaputated.