This is a little list I made up (except for three or four options, slightly rewritten) of "Light bulb" jokes, all based on movie-related characters or professions.
And how many swallows does it take to change a light bulb?
SPOILER: It depends. An African or a European swallow?
3.
"The Godfather" Al Pacino 1972 Paramount
How many Mafia gangsters does it take to change a light bulb?
SPOILER: Six. The consiglieri advises the Don when to change the lightbulb. The Don assigns the task to one of his caporegimes. The capo …
How many screenwriters does it take to change a light bulb?
SPOILER: Three. One to climb the ladder, one to screw and one to unscrew, but not necessarily in that order.
How many Chuck Norrises does it take to change a light bulb?
SPOILER: None. Light bulbs in Chuck Norris' house don't dare to burn out.
(Suggested by alioth4)
How many movies' superheroes does it take to change a light bulb?
SPOILER: The question is how many superhero movies does it take to change a light bulb. Six : one for the ladder-climbing, one for th…
How many Palestinian rebels does it take to change a light bulb?
SPOILER: None. You don't need lightbulbs when you ...#always look at the briiiiiight side of life.# *whistles*
How many Gary Oldman's characters does it take to change a light bulb?
SPOILER: EVERYONE !!!
17.
"Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex" Woody Allen 1972 United Artists
How many neurotic New York intellectuals does it take to change a light bulb?
SPOILER: Well, uh, the question is not whether the light bulb needs to... to be changed but if I am on a light-bulb-chang…
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
SPOILER: Two. One to stand on a chair and change it and one to say "I wish I was up there!"
(From Lightbulbjokes.com)
How many mean girls does it take to change a light bulb?
SPOILER: Four--one to climb up on the chair to change it, and three to try to kick the chair out from under her.
(Suggested by alioth4)
Again. How many Chuck Norrises does it take to change a light bulb?
SPOILER: There's only ONE Chuck Norris. You've made a powerful enemy today, my friend.
(Inspired by alioth4)
How many Leone's desperados does it take to change a light bulb?
SPOILER: One. After having shot down all the others who wanted to change the light bulb too.
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