Film Critic Roger Ebert could get pissy when a movie didn't please him. Regardless of whether you share his opinion on the title, which of these mean quotes do you think is the funniest?
This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. The movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. The movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sen…
What James Mason [...] is doing in this film is beyond me; he told one interviewer he needed the money for his alimony payments, but surely jail would've been better.
I had a colonoscopy once, and they let me watch it on TV. It was more entertaining than The Brown Bunny. It was the worst movie ever shown at Cannes and I was so bored during the screening, I started …
"The Lovely Bones" is a deplorable film with this message: If you're a 14-year-old girl who has been brutally raped and murdered by a serial killer, you have a lot to look forward to."
I believe that the shark wants revenge against Mrs. Brody. [...] After all, her husband was one of the men who hunted this shark and killed it, blowing it to bits. And what shark wouldn't want revenge…
Caligula is sickening, utterly worthless, shameful trash. If it is not the worst film I have ever seen, that makes it all the more shameful: People with talent allowed themselves to participate in thi…
How does Michael Myers support himself in the long years between his slashing outbreaks? I picture him working in a fast-food joint. “He never spoke much, but boy, could he dice those onions!"
There is a movie called Fargo playing right now. It is a masterpiece. Go see it. If you, under any circumstances, see Little Indian, Big City, I will never let you read one of my reviews again.
Add it all up, and what you've got here is a waste of good electricity. I'm not talking about the electricity between the actors. I'm talking about the current to the projector.
Last year, I reviewed a nine-hour documentary about the lives of Mongolian yak herdsmen, and I would rather see it again than sit through "The Frighteners".
I am informed that 5,000 cockroaches were used in the filming of Joe’s Apartment. That depresses me, but not as much as the news that none of them were harmed during the production.
The movie has been signed by Michael Bay. This is the same man who directed "The Rock" in 1996. Now he has made "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen". Faust made a better deal.
"Return to the Blue Lagoon" aspires to the soft-core porn achievements of the earlier film, but succeeds instead of creating a new genre, no-core porn.
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo makes a living cleaning fish tanks and occasionally prostituting himself. How much he charges I'm not sure, but the price is worth it if it keeps him off the streets and…
Dice Rules is one of the most appalling movies I have ever seen. It could not be more damaging to the career of Andrew Dice Clay if it had been made as a documentary by someone who hated him. The fact…
In my research I discovered that the scientific name for fear of Friday the 13th is paraskavedekatriaphobia. I envision a new franchise: "Paraskavedekatriaphobia: A New Beginning," "Par…
Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson star. I neglected to mention that, maybe because I was trying to place them in this review's version of the Witness Protection Program.
My guess is that African Americans will be offended by the movie, and whites will be embarrassed. The movie will bring us all together, I imagine, in paralyzing boredom.
The movie plays as if the life experience of its makers has been limited to watching movies. So do Tarantino's movies, but he's talented, or maybe he saw better movies.
The real Skull and Bones has existed for two centuries, and has counted presidents, tycoons, and CIA founders among its alumni. Membership was an honor—until now. After seeing this movie, members are …
Dimension Films is an inactive American film production company that was previously owned by Miramax in the 1990s. The Miramax nameplate studio produced and distributed fifty-two films in the 1990s, m…
In a previous poll, the 1970s was declared the best decade for the horror genre. Which 1970s horror film would you say was the best? After voting, you might discuss the list here
It's Halloween time, so let's get original... These 25 classics topped DigitalDreamdoor's Top 100 Greatest Horror Movies and are featured here in their original ranking. Which of these classic horror …
Alan Smithee is not a real person and he has never directed a movie! When a director feels that creative control of a film has been taken away from him, he places the name "Alan Smithee" on…
While The Academy Awards reward the best films of the year, The Golden Raspberry Awards reward the worst ones. Since 1980, The Razzies' Worst Picture has served as the mirrored counterpart to The Osca…
Showing killers has a long tradition in several movie genres. They have a wide range from plain primitive manslaughters over aggressive strangers to hyperintelligent evil weirdos. When you look at th…
Which of these top-rated horror movies is your favorite? • Note: Animated and comedy movies are excluded. Only movies with at least 50000 ratings on IMDb are considered. Discuss here
Actor Ryan O'Neal passed away on December 8; he was 82 years old. A former boxer, he changed sports for acting and made his debut playing a bellboy in an episode of The Untouchables (1959) starting a …
Even celebrated directors make terrible films on occasion. According to Rotten Tomatoes, the following movies are among the lowest rated films by our most critically acclaimed directors. Which of thes…
Scripts are passed around frequently in Hollywood. There are often many movie makers who become attached to a project before the script ends up in the lap of the eventual director of the movie. Below…
Of these films, which is your Favorite Joseph Gordon-Levitt work? This does not include his TV work, short films, voice work or video game work. Discuss this list at http://www.imdb.com/board/bd0000…
Every year or so, there comes along a movie that just couldn't get the grammar or spelling of its title correct. Doesn't that just drive you mad?! Sometimes the filmmakers do it on purpose, and they d…
Whether it be the iconic slasher villain Michael Myers hunting Laurie Strode or Halloween masks gone horribly wrong, these movie have thrilled movie audiences for four decades! To celebrate the 40th a…
Which of these holiday horror movies* set against the backdrop of an international or national celebration is your favorite? * Limit one holiday movie answer option per franchise with 10,000+ IMDb vot…
Pretty much all movies feature songs, but that doesn't mean they're musicals. A popular song (sometimes written specifically for the movie, sometimes not) is usually played once or twice, and usually…