2/10
Magnificently awful!
14 April 2004
Warning: Spoilers
Who can ever forget Joan Collins whining, "I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die!"? Who knew cobras could memorize annoying tunes? Who knew pyramids were so technically advanced, and with the wondrous power of SAND? Who can resist falling on the floor laughing when the tongueless priests of Amon answer questions?

This movie is well worth watching, but *not* if you mean to take it seriously. It's just for fun--grand in scope and spectacle, grand in its overblown writing. Definitely a must-see, but perhaps better with mind-altering substances to help.

I love this dreadful movie!
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