3/10
Bites the big burrito
16 March 2001
Aye caramba this is the fourth and last movie in the Nostradamus series.While the other three move along a little better and have their moments this one is tedious.It should have been called Boredom Of Nostradamus.

Nostradamus vows to kill the police chief.For once we should help because this guy is a stone jerk.He gathers all of his men to spend the night at the station to keep him alive.Well they do and he survives the night.They get rip roaring drunk and a solar eclipse occurs.This allows Nostradamus to sneak in and convince the man one of his men is going to kill him.There is a shoot out and the top cop bites the big burrito.

Nostradamus then targets an actress to be killed.Professor Dolan's daughter witnesses the murder.The vampire is about to put the bite on her when Tony (Dolan's assistant) shoos him away.

The vampire gets angry and targets one of Dolan's friends to die.The man hides out in a church which keeps Nostradamus from locating him.Leo the hunchback finds him and kills him.Tony blows away the hunchback.This really angers Nostradamus.He discredits the professor to the point where the villagers drag him from his home and are fixing to burn him at the stake.

Will Nostradamus win?Will the professor be burned alive?If so, how done would you like the ribs?Will you even be awake to care?
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