Eegah! is the type of film that makes you wish the movie camera hadn't been invented. Richard Kiel gives a "performance" so wooden it makes his role as Jaws in "The Spy Who Loved Me" and "Moonraker" look like Olivier's Hamlet. Even worse, Arch Hall Jr., one of the ugliest heroes in cinematic history, romances his girlfriend by singing songs about other women(!) This one ranks as #5 on my 5 All-Time Worst Movies List (#4, "The Giant Gila Monster"; #3, "The Starfighters"; #2, "Night Train to Mundo Fine"; #1, "Manos, The Hands of Fate"). Watch it if you can bear it, and remember - need I say it? - "Watch out for snakes!"
Review of Eegah
