I know I'm not saying anything terribly original here, but HA HA HA HA. Hal Warren should have crawled into a corner and hurled after seeing what he wrought. There are only two enjoyable characters, old "Mighty Knees" Torgo and the little girl's dog, and it's a tough call as to which was the better actor. I will say this, though - MST3K found a true gem here. A worse movie never has been and, God willing, never will be made.