Review of My Tutor

My Tutor (1983)
3/10
MY TUMOR is more like it.
3 April 2004
I thought Matt Lattanzi was the leading lady he is so pretty in this film. It is only when we see his hairy butt in reel 3 that I was reminded he is a guy. As aghast today seeing this twee horror again as I was 20 years ago, it is astonishing also to know this film grossed $22 million.......!! That is a crime. The producers could have at least bailed Olivia out when Koala Blue went broke. I saw this greasy drivel on a double feature with the equally cringeworthy SCREWBALLS. A friend fell asleep near the end of the first film and slept through intermission (we were at the drive in). He awoke during SCREWBALLS and absorbed that as it unspooled before my shocked expression. After about an hour he commented that 'this is the longest teen film ever made" not even noticing that something was different. Only later I realised thatthere was no difference and he was right, even though he had been asleep for most of the night. Such is the truth of these films.
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