Review of Siesta

Siesta (1987)
1/10
What is so great about this film?
6 September 2004
Someone please tell me what is so great about this film? It is nothing but very thinly disguised porno. Ellen Barkin proves once again what a very poor actress she is and that the only thing she knows to do in a film is take her clothes off. The only good thing about this film is Gabriel Byrne.

Who unfortunately has very little screen time and the screen time he has he must share with Ellen Barkin. What a waste of time, film, and money. Why is this film called a mystery? I realized the minute that Claire woke up on the runway, with blood all over the front of her dress under which she was naked, that she was dead. Claire got what she deserved. As for Jodie Foster being in this film, this is another actress that is overrated.
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