Review of Hercules

Hercules (1998–1999)
Why did anyone watch this, again?
19 May 2004
Sorry. I know you're all reviewing the TV series. Found that odd, since I got to the review page from the movie page, not the TV show page...

Apart from that, after the five minute intro Vegas song and dance crap, followed by Hercules being born on Mount Olympus to Zeus and Hera. followed by Hades 'Turning him Mortal', I managed to make it to the DVD player to turn it off.

I was absolutely disgusted from the first moment that all of these Hollywood stars would put their names on this piece of horribly inaccurate trash just because it was Disney. perhaps after several bottles of Pepto Bismol, I'll be able to watch it further and find out how exactly Hercules' life went with a loving Goddess mother instead of a spiteful jealous Goddess that tried to kill him his entire life, causing him to achieve the amazing feats that he was famous for.

I'm sure a minor detail like that won't affect the life of the son of the greatest God in Greek mythology. Really, it's OK, I swear.

But, since we seem to be reviewing the TV series here, let me just say .. woohoo!!! I LOVE IT!!! It's better than Recess and the Smurfs combined, tossed together with a little bit of Schneider from 'One Day at a Time'!!
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