I wouldn't see it again for free... ever
22 July 2001
That should say a lot right there. The film pushes computer graphics to a new level which makes the film worth watching... for about two minutes. Here are the three most obvious things that are horribly horribly wrong:

1) Pacing - There are no high points, no low points, no fast scenes, no slow scenes, just dragging minutes of plodding monotone explanation.

2) Writing - The dialogue is cliched, the plot is derived, the jokes aren't funny. The characters are painfully one dimensional and lack any development whatsoever.

3) Emotion - The scenes of supposed high emotion are hamstrung by limitations in the effects. The expressions of sorrow and joy in particular are unconvincing.

This is a film that deserves to lose money. Do not watch it, do not rent it. Send a message to the bigwigs that not everyone in the world is a graphics whore. Amen.
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