Unbelievably BAD, that is.
Years ago, aome friends and I sat down as a joke to design the worst possible Bond movie... all the most worn out, tired cliches, the worst one-liners, etc.
This movie WAS that movie. (Spoilers ahead)
*Whack* - how's that for a punch line?
*Care to wager?* - no, I don't go in for cock fights.
The TRUE power of Icarus... Mr. Bond was right beside me and didn't figure out who I am... Bond, James Bond... and don't even TALK to me about that horrific and pathetic "theme song".
This movie is NOT without it's pluses. As an example for how NOT to make a Bond film, this movie shines. As an example of how NOT to use special effects, this movie stands out. Oh my GOD... an invisible CAR?! That's just embarassing. The ever-annoying zip-around-fast-forward scene change? AGH!
Next time, why not have someone involved who actually knows what a Bond movie is supposed to be? Hey, didn't I see the bald bad-guy as the antagonist in Fast and Furious?
Watch this movie at your peril.
Years ago, aome friends and I sat down as a joke to design the worst possible Bond movie... all the most worn out, tired cliches, the worst one-liners, etc.
This movie WAS that movie. (Spoilers ahead)
*Whack* - how's that for a punch line?
*Care to wager?* - no, I don't go in for cock fights.
The TRUE power of Icarus... Mr. Bond was right beside me and didn't figure out who I am... Bond, James Bond... and don't even TALK to me about that horrific and pathetic "theme song".
This movie is NOT without it's pluses. As an example for how NOT to make a Bond film, this movie shines. As an example of how NOT to use special effects, this movie stands out. Oh my GOD... an invisible CAR?! That's just embarassing. The ever-annoying zip-around-fast-forward scene change? AGH!
Next time, why not have someone involved who actually knows what a Bond movie is supposed to be? Hey, didn't I see the bald bad-guy as the antagonist in Fast and Furious?
Watch this movie at your peril.