God, how far have we come. Human evolution was always aimed at higher knowledge, higher goals, higher dignity. The result of such bluff was being called. It all is explained in Tremors 3. Are we so humble? Let's all kneel before such powerful beasts, lizards creeping from the underground, hatching eggs inside them to give birth to some unbelievable creatures, with unbelievable skills which end up involving flying farts. Magnificent piece of work, in all details of its piss-poor CGI, of Michael Gross' overacting talents, and the amazing capability of its screenwriters to sustain for such a long time a movie that goes nowhere, and which showdown is as climatic as the sight of the dumpyard it's based on. Let's all crown this movie. It's an achievement of epical proportions, a reminder of our own mediocrity as humans, a reminder of how such amazing beings end up as deep as the atoms in the atmosphere. This movie is admirable, as significantly as any other sign of our own achievements as humans. All praise Tremors 3!!! It made my eyes become open!!!
Review of Tremors 3: Back to Perfection
