My son took me out for a movie for Father's Day. He chose this movie... probably not my first choice, but I do like Jackie Chan. The humor fell so flat that my son, who will laugh at just about anything, must have only laughed about a half dozen times during the whole movie. What a boring waste of time!
The script was so bad that it was beyond the ability the actors to do anything with it. In one seen a boat captain, played by Mark Addy, commented that he had been bitten by a shark and opened his coat, away from the camera, to show how he had lost "both of them" to the shark. Later we learned that "both of them" meant his nipples. The gag was so lame that the several later references to his nipples had nowhere to go.
The script was so bad that it was beyond the ability the actors to do anything with it. In one seen a boat captain, played by Mark Addy, commented that he had been bitten by a shark and opened his coat, away from the camera, to show how he had lost "both of them" to the shark. Later we learned that "both of them" meant his nipples. The gag was so lame that the several later references to his nipples had nowhere to go.