Review of Eternal

Eternal (2004)
1/10
nothing worse than pursuit of the arts by the mediocre
1 October 2004
OK people hopefully you will never get to see this exploitative piece of direct-to-video trash ever because it will fail to make it down south of the border. i saw this up in canada and have no clue as to how this movie ever got made. let's just say thank god for the u.s. dollar exchange because otherwise i would have bailed. but lucky for all you guys i am here to warn you to DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY if and when this blob ever hits multiplex near you. oh where to start. bad acting, horrible script, zero production value and that's just the beginning. all the actors look like they walked off (and into!) a porn set. the entire 'movie' looks like one vanity project for some horny neophyte wannabe 'hollywood producer' or a scam to fleece investors(silent of course especially after this hit the theaters lol) into a BIG loss. seriously folks i love movies even flawed efforts like the recent 'sky captain' or to put things in closer perspective 'resident evil', partly because although(or because) flawed those films have CHARACTER and a sense of vision, a kind of 'movie integrity' that makes viewing experience worthwhile. Eternal is just BAD. save your money & time. life is too short to waste on sophomoric efforts like this. you are welcome(sigh).
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