Dawson's Creek (1998–2003)
A real tearjerker...not!
27 December 2004
This show makes me laugh so hard. It makes me wonder what airhead idiots supported this slop of nonsense. They makes teens look inherently retarded and misinformed. Gotta love that! OK, so we have some white kids (big surprise there) with what they think are issues (another big surprise) and how they deal with it throughout the long a** time it was on the air.

We have Dawson: the horse jawed dumb*** who's hopelessly naive and simple. Pacey: witty and amusing, but hopeless and dumb and self-effacing and needs to get over himself and stop being so damned annoying and pitiful. Joey: self-righteous turned whore, turned self-righteous about being a whore, too wordy and hard to understand. Oh it must be the 75% of the words that no one uses in America because they're too LONG! Jen: Pretty much the same as Joey with blond hair and an atheist. Oh, what stories they must have to tell! Throw in some forgettable characters with more problems to mix the pot, and you have Dawson's Creek and the annoying theme song.

Leave these kinds show for the 80's and suburban kids in middle America. There are people out there with REAL problems, so let's not support the ones with fake ones. I admit, I watched it initially and was soon turned off by the what? 3rd episode? Yea, about there. It was pointless drudgery about nothing. I hate teenagers because of this show, and I'm not that far removed from being one. They're incestuous and retarded and human and I suppose. I'm bored with seeing humans with faults. Show some with integrity, now there's must see TV. This show is as stimulating as Girls Gone Wild in a room full of females and gay men. It was back and forth with the same plots. I could leave the show for a year and come back to the same plot: Joey, Dawson, and Pacey. Who will bone this week? Stay tuned for another rousing episode of "Dawson's Freaks".

I even liked the acting somewhat. Mostly on everyone's part but Dawson's. And the ending was so cliché. Dawson runs to Hollywood to make a show about them and it's running on the air forever. Please! Gimme something worthy of ruining my eyesight. Even the fake actors were pitiful. Still, the acting couldn't take away the incessant whining and "woe is me" these characters end every episode in. It's like saying you like the episode of "Three's Company" about the misunderstanding. They're all based on misunderstandings just like Dawson's Creek was based entirely on whining teens with perceived emotional distress. Thank God I never knew people like this. I would've cussed them out. And I'm glad Capeside had 1/2 black people (Joey's nephew) because they would've cussed these kids out too. And I mean kids from the same environment as these twits.

I admire the attempt at a "real" show about teens struggling for identity and whatnot, but you can't do it about a portion of the population and then attempt to speak for all teens. That's what I hate about shows like this. They're so one-sided and obviously from one point of view. Moreover, they all become like that and we're drenched with the mindless banter of nitwit teens on every channel because some teen girl in Minnesota relates. You want teen drama? Watch "Higher Ground". You want a show that everyone can relate to? Make one and stop feeding us filtered experiences from the majority group.
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