THINGS TO DO TODAY: 1) Get a bunch of miscellaneous people together; 2) Take them somewhere, anywhere; 3) Tell them: "Don't worry about it; just do some stuff"; 4) Film them doing it (preferably in black-and-white, for that "noir"-feel); 5) Get a lot of footage of landscapes, where nothing in particular happens; 6) Do some minor, pointless editing; 7) Release the results in a series of "recognized art theaters"; 9) Sit back and laugh over all the acclaim, as typified by: "Piercing insight into the human condition!" "Fantastic! Herzog at his best!" "I was moved at the (fill in appropriate "Film Appreciation 101" jargon)!"; 9) Accept an award; 10) Watch the bucks come rolling in.
FOR TOMORROW: Do it all over again.
Come on, folks: admit it to yourselves, if not to others. Don't you sometimes feel just a little bit conned by such drivel as "Even Dwarfs Started Small"?
FOR TOMORROW: Do it all over again.
Come on, folks: admit it to yourselves, if not to others. Don't you sometimes feel just a little bit conned by such drivel as "Even Dwarfs Started Small"?