Rottweiler (2004)
1/10
Stench from this movie will make you want to move
30 July 2005
I finished watching this movie about 30 minutes ago, and I am still in shock. I sincerely wish IMDb instituted negative ratings because this movie deserves at least -15. To be honest, I don't even know which part is the worst. The plot of the movie is thin even by sci-fi/horror movie standards. If you have already rented this movie, make the best of it and count how many times the plot goes from improbable to impossible and beyond. I know, I know, we are the generation that is used to Jason, Freddy, and Michael having more lives that William Shatner. But this movie is taking the tops. If it's not nominated for a Razzie award, I will be very disappointed.

And what about actors' abilities? The better question is: what abilities? Where were all of them found? Rejects of a beauty school in Arizona? They don't know how to act, how to move, how to present themselves as "believable". After watching this talentless bunch, you will crave for the return of Kevin Costner in Waterworld.

Short version is: if you love throwing your money away, then watch this pale attempt at horror. (By the way, true horror-loving fans: this movie is NOT scary.)
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