2/10
What monster? What Go-Go?
2 August 2005
I can only join in with the people marvelling at Mr Rebanes amazing lack of talent, this is a real stinker of a film. In common with other directors of crud such as Coleman Francis and Ed Wood our man Rebane has a nano-budget, non-actors, no real plot, photography so bad it's like viewing through muddy water and sound you wouldn't believe. At one point an actor actually has to make his own telephone 'brrrring' noise, and it was left in! "Brrrring", he says, and then in all seriousness he answers the phone! Wow, that's lame.

The monster is basically a monster because he's a tall person who we hardly see and who does things to people and places that are so hideous the director forgot to film them. If there's a scene where there might have been some action you can be sure it's just mentioned in the narration before getting back to the wooden, cue-card reading actors who do nothing but stand around. As for the ending, it's more abrupt and annoying than even LOTR:Fellowship of the Ring, and that's saying something. You will not only feel cheated by it, you'll want to physically harm the idiots that wrote and produced this non-movie.
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