This movie was hands down the WORST movie I've ever seen in theaters... EVER. Not only was the acting total rubbish, but the effects were something me and a few friends could pull off with a super 8 and some plastic dinosaur figures. They were just horrendous. The film also was grainy, and the colors were all washed out...well when it wasn't pitch black. It looked like crappy old stock of 16mm... hmmm, maybe my idea of shooting it when i was a kid isn't so far off.
So, the story is useless, leaving every corner in another direction, and leaving everything entirely unexplained, and in most cases, launching into new subjects altogether. It's actually hard to think of this film again, even to write this review.
Honestly, once you see the obvious stages, the stock footage, and the CGI that is the worst thing to ever be seen in theaters, you'll be so far OUT of this film that nothing could save it. And... it didn't. Now, I like Ed Burns, for what he is. his rom/coms are fun, and I like what he does in them, but the only person with less range is Keanu, and in acting horribly he wasn't alone in this film. The cast was just horrible - Kingsley and all.
The green screens were something that would make a crappy film school production look Oscar worthy. The fact that 90% of the cues were off (ie: an actor looking right, when their attacker is on the left, yeah it happened, and more then once). Then there were HORRIBLE continuity scenes, jumping back and forth so many times out of cue you almost wanted to stand up and bit@h slap the film itself.
OK, I gotta end this. DO NOT see this movie. It is the worst thing to EVER EVER EVER be released on film, and I'll hold that up against anything.
So, the story is useless, leaving every corner in another direction, and leaving everything entirely unexplained, and in most cases, launching into new subjects altogether. It's actually hard to think of this film again, even to write this review.
Honestly, once you see the obvious stages, the stock footage, and the CGI that is the worst thing to ever be seen in theaters, you'll be so far OUT of this film that nothing could save it. And... it didn't. Now, I like Ed Burns, for what he is. his rom/coms are fun, and I like what he does in them, but the only person with less range is Keanu, and in acting horribly he wasn't alone in this film. The cast was just horrible - Kingsley and all.
The green screens were something that would make a crappy film school production look Oscar worthy. The fact that 90% of the cues were off (ie: an actor looking right, when their attacker is on the left, yeah it happened, and more then once). Then there were HORRIBLE continuity scenes, jumping back and forth so many times out of cue you almost wanted to stand up and bit@h slap the film itself.
OK, I gotta end this. DO NOT see this movie. It is the worst thing to EVER EVER EVER be released on film, and I'll hold that up against anything.